• I had a situation last year where a girl was driving badly, so I told her so.

    Her and her mate begin to follow me and the missus in their car, so I decided to dismount and walk for a bit.

    Immediately she pulls over and runs towards us screaming 'fucking mother fucker gona speak to me like that you fucking bitch, who da fuck you think you are bitch'

    realising there was no reasoning with this oxygen thief, I opted for a passive stance: don't want any trouble etc, which just encouraged her. for about 5 mins she's spitting in my face, scratching my face, then turns on my bird and starts trying to have a pop at her. Finally she decides she's gonna settle this spat by getting her gun from the car.

    Normally i'd have bluffed this one out, but her mate was pleading with her not to which made me think she actually had a gun. There are some very unhappy, unstable people out there.

    Now where's that thread about moving to Hackney...

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