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  • What about teenage pregnancy?

    Well, it's a tense moment here in the stadium. Tiffany has lit up her third fag of the contest streaking out in front of the Burberry Peleton.

    But what this....

    Jade is hitting her ape like boyfriend with her fake D&G handbag whilst screaming expletives.
    Tiffany responds with some shoplifting but this tirade is a strong attack.
    Has Tiffany got an answer?
    She's adding a nigh unintelligble phone conversation. It's neck and neck.

    Oh my, Page has broken out of the chase, she's bottled Tiffany and Jade in one swift move and.... yes, she's been arrested and she's now stroking her bump with a cuffed hand.

    They think it's all over, it is now. That kid will be born in custody. Gold for Page. What a proud moment.

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