Names and faces to bikes

Here's the deal - no one could actually give a shit what fakenger, pukenger, scumenger wankenger bikes look like or what you drivelling fuckwits wear except your selves. If you are actually concerned about what people think of your bike and need to publicise it on the world wide wonder web then it is a pretty sad and self explanatory example of just what vacuous, self indulgent and self absorbed petty borgois fuckwits you lot are.

Top tip - get rid of the bike and get a real life cos none of you are kidding anyone except yourselves

looks exactly the same as every other spoilt kid fakenger to me. Egotistic and compeletely self absorbed. couldn't give a fuck about the rest of the planet outside Shoreditch. survives off almond croissants and frappelattecinos. biggest feature is the mouth which has evolved to support the ego

What I get is a clear road without dangerous turds like you carving me up, drafting me or passing me admiring meaningful grins and asking me to admire their bikes.

What you get is a glimpse of the truth without all your vanity and materialism. A chance to put your massive egos into scale.

I am not a superior person to you in any way but I live in the real world whereas most of you reject it. When I talk about bikes I actually know what I'm talking about and I don't do it for attention. Go and play farmerlikes or firemenalikes or something.

I dont care what you think...
I dont know you, you dont know me.