Names and faces to bikes

looks exactly the same as every other spoilt kid fakenger to me. Egotistic and compeletely self absorbed. couldn't give a fuck about the rest of the planet outside Shoreditch. survives off almond croissants and frappelattecinos. biggest feature is the mouth which has evolved to support the ego

go fuck yourself, if you have the time + inclination to come onto a forum and say that, you have a sad sad life, my friend, and all I can hope for is that you spend the rest of your life in the miserable hole of shit from whence (yeah I fucking used whence) you came.

and breathe.