Advice on locks for a Condor Pista

[quote=Emilia;237829] - get a big fuckoff Abus chain (you can wear them round your waist, so they're easier to carry around than d-locks), and maybe a couple of d-locks as well (you can hang them from the chain round your waist,]

meanwhile your pants have come down due to the weight of all that hanging off them and your ass is a-glistenin' for all the world to see - not the best of looks as you round the bollards at the Golden Hart of a Sunday afternoon.

I kind of like the Marley's Ghost look...

Perhaps it's better on girls - they tend to have rounder hips and arse, which keep the chain in place and the trousers up!