All invited (like you can get a cheap plane ticket now)

we just need a pitch and we gots ourselves a Romcom... cue deep trailer VO..

A grizzled framemaker from the US of A.

A Paris-based Brit who won't back down.

One love for bikes.

One helluva difference of opinion.

Two chances to build something special...

Cool! Let's shoot it all on a boat that's slowly sinking over about 12 episodes. Our lovestruck couple bicker about whether to sail east or west to Paris France (the boat has collapsible wheels) or the U S of A. There's also a monkey on board that spies on them. We can set up a 'live' monkey cam feed for those who get hooked.