Anti-Puncture Tyres At-a-glance

I've never had a puncture on a 700c clincher tyre. Fact.
And I've run all kinds of junk.. serious no-name 20 year old junk.
Both times my ex-girlfriend rode my bike, she punctured.
Both times I've run tubs, I've punctured within a week (they were old and super light).
In 4 years riding fixed, I've never had a puncture.

It kinda scares me.

Well now you've done it. Take your pump out with you tomorrow.