A tip to help recover stolen bikes... but you must do this before it gets stolen.

I think spoke cards can be a good deterrent too:

[QUOTE] This bike is fitted with an anti-theft device.

If you steal this bike you will be fucked up the arse with a razorblade encrusted dildo.

Christ, I should've stopped posting whilst I was actually being helpful.[/quote]

Nice one: I have a sticker on my razorblade encrusted dildo, threatening to fuck anyone who steals it in the ass with my bike.

I never thought about reversing the idea.