A tip to help recover stolen bikes... but you must do this before it gets stolen.

Getting it marked by the police is always a good idea, too.

So long as they use those little dots and don't want to start hammering my post code into the BB shell.

I think spoke cards can be a good deterrent too:

This bike is fitted with an anti-theft device.

If you steal this bike you will be fucked up the arse with a razorblade encrusted dildo.

Christ, I should've stopped posting whilst I was actually being helpful.