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I think it is the other way around, they (us) were brought to Earth in a spaceship 75 million years ago by good ol' 'Xenu' (the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy")- billions of people arrived on our little planet in spaceships that looked suspiciously like Douglas DC-8 aeroplanes, we were taken to various volcanoes around the world and were then blown to smithereens with hydrogen bombs.
It is worth pointing out that all of the above is written in complete seriousness, I have not added anything for comedy effect (seriously, you can't make this shit up).
Mind you I honestly find these laughable claims more viable than those of the three main monothesims, at least L.R.Hubbard's matubatory intellectual dishonesty is loosely based around a sort of internally coherent logic, the crackpot notions of Christianity, Judaism and Islam lack all coherentism and they ain't got any spaceships either.