Wonky Cassette Removal?

hippy Don't touch the two hole thing for now.. you'll just spill freewheel bearing everywhere.
Put it back in your bike and then use a chainwhip to try and undo the smallest cog (or use two whips).
Do you have a cone spanner? If the splined tool doesn't fit in deep enough you might have to remove that cone locknut (the skinny hex nut thing on the axle)

spill bearing???? it says on the thing sealed mechanism.....sounds like cartridge to me........so no spilling unless you are planning to stab to poor freewheel,which you may as well do out of anger after you just spent money for two whips you had just bought...or whip yourself with them..as a proper christian........but i only guess.....