Bye bye Oxford St.. hello Liverpool St.

RPM full of people who think they should come to London at the earliest convenience?
a barren wasteland, populated by criminals and inbreds?
wide roads strewn with dead animals?
producers of piss-weak beer?
good at cricket?
ah well, he started it!

I'm only here because I know it pisses the english off so much..
'english' criminals and erm inbreds.. you mean like the royal family.
Wide roads are a good thing, unlike here there's room for the stench to dissipate.
Piss-weak beer, you are thinking of the Americans, I know it starts with A but they are actually different countries. (I would've paid that if you'd just said "shit beer")
Yes and every other sport that doesn't require ice or snow and even then we'll have a good crack at it..
Yep! I love (ripping off) this country! Woot! :P