Saw a less cool version of this doing the rounds, figured I could improve on it a bit:
When life feels a bit dull, remember that you're a ghost, piloting a skeleton covered in meat, which is riding a giant ball of crusty, vibrating, red-hot lava hurtling through an eternal void at hundreds of kilometres per second.
Saw a less cool version of this doing the rounds, figured I could improve on it a bit:
When life feels a bit dull, remember that you're a ghost, piloting a skeleton covered in meat, which is riding a giant ball of crusty, vibrating, red-hot lava hurtling through an eternal void at hundreds of kilometres per second.