• Something is definitely sprogging hard in your vicinity,

    This turn of phrase reminds me of the time I traced a wifi dropout problem to a particularly RFI noisy dildo.

    Was a long time ago, in in the early days of consumer wifi. Person had the habit of watching BBC news mobile update on their Playstation Portable console while sitting on the bog. Wifi used to drop out moments after he sat on the throne. Turned out that his girlfriend kept herself busy most mornings when he left the bedroom.

  • At a previous job we had a customer with an EFM DSL line that didn't work during the working day apart from at lunchtime. There was the odd week now and then when it did work all day.

    Eventually an engineer was sent to site and pointed out the dude welding right next to the router.

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