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  • Weirdest one we had was where the owner was home with her dog and whilst we stood talking to her in the kitchen, the dog pissed on the floor. Instead of cleaning it up like a normal person, she just rubbed it into the floor with her platform flip flops whilst everyone pretended it wasn’t really fucking obvious.