Running alongside the school playing fields was piggy path. We were near the Mars factory so you could smell when they were making Spangles, I digress. A mystery Mars worker used to ride his bike home from the factory via said path around lunchtime. If you were sat in the right place on the playing field you'd hear an "Oi!" and a plastic bag full of Mars chocolates etc would be launched over the hedge. All that and we never even got asked to suck him off.
Jesus man. It was clearly an implied contract. Did you have no decency?
Hahahaha so this ^^^^ @Constable_Savage
It would explain my erection every time I have a mouthful of Maltesers.
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