Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

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Chalfie in reply to @PhilDAS

As you're apparently hard of reading.

Bitch please.
You must have a smaller dick than me, or not get tired of waving it.
There is a local park I like to take my bike to, I often get my dick out and let the big dick energy radiate slowly as I wave it from left to right letting all the people bask in its glory.
I can probably manage maybe 10 full swings every minute, that's with an 87 degree slope with a gradient of about 25%.

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PhilDAS in reply to @Chalfie

Yeah you said already. But if its over on the left and you swing it to the right...
Is that a full swing or a half?

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Chalfie in reply to @PhilDAS

Like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, and I mean GRANDfather cock (dyswid?), it's from one side to the other and back again. That's not an inconsiderable mass I'm moving through the air there.

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