"Get in touch if you've ever missed a train"
"Get in touch if you've ever stood behind someone tall"
"Get in touch if your handwriting is the worst out of everyone you know"
And the fucking listeners think that their limp anecdotes and banalities are worth broadcasting.
I listened to that programme, and wondered if he was doing a really quite clever post-modern pastiche of Danny Baker's phone-in topics. Turns out he's just a boring fuck.
My god, Lamaq...
He needs to rollover.
"Get in touch if you've ever missed a train"
"Get in touch if you've ever stood behind someone tall"
"Get in touch if your handwriting is the worst out of everyone you know"
And the fucking listeners think that their limp anecdotes and banalities are worth broadcasting.
^Thems are all actual phone in subjects