Gently massage them with a pomade made from fine herbs gathered from Alpe d'Huez and rinse with the sweat of a Ronde van Vlaanderen winner.
Ronde van Vlaanderen winner's sweat is too dusty, Lombardia sweat is better fit for purpose.
@Acliff started
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Gently massage them with a pomade made from fine herbs gathered from Alpe d'Huez and rinse with the sweat of a Ronde van Vlaanderen winner.