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The quality of forum jokes ain't what they used to be

A girl goes up to her dad and says:
"Daddy daddy can i get a Barbie doll??"
Daddy replies "Only if you suck my dick darling!"
Disgusted the girl walks away, but soon returns again:
"Daddy daddy can i get a Barbie doll??"
Daddy replies "Baby girl, only if you suck my dick"
Appauled, the girl turns around, but once again soon returns
"Daddy! Please please please can i get a Barbie Doll?"
Daddy points to his groin and the girl, fully defeated unzips her dads flies and gets busy
"Whoah daddy! Your dick tastes like shit!"
Daddy replies "Well, earlier on your baby brother asked for a new bicycle"

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