• we have pictures of you wearing compression socks and riding ugly bikes

  • I could not do both of these things and I would be slower. I'd rather be ugly and fast.

    Anyway, my first race was a triathlon and I was still racing them in Oz before I left but the last race I did was a crit and then it was UK scene, the crits suck and fucked if I'm swimming off the coast here.. feckin' sub-zero bollocks.