There are normally two podium girls, one on either side of the winner- why not bring in equality of the sexes here? Have one of each - the attractive young lady in a frock, and a strapping young chap in his speedos. They can both give the rider a kiss, and he or she can look even more uncomfortable than normal - or ragingly priapic*, possibly.
*Unsure what the female equivalent of this would be, and I'm not Googling for it on the work laptop.
There are normally two podium girls, one on either side of the winner- why not bring in equality of the sexes here? Have one of each - the attractive young lady in a frock, and a strapping young chap in his speedos. They can both give the rider a kiss, and he or she can look even more uncomfortable than normal - or ragingly priapic*, possibly.
*Unsure what the female equivalent of this would be, and I'm not Googling for it on the work laptop.