Stolen bikes

Guess the receipt he got when he bought it was pretty convincing.

Only thing I can think of is that the original theft wasn't reported to the polis?

If it was and you have a crime number what the fuck are they playing at?

He has more than likely registered the bike at a police marking event and they are covering up the mistake of registering a stolen bike to some random. If they return the bike then the sudden "wtf is this marking" coin drop moment happens.