What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

You think he looks like he works out? Srsly? it perhaps looks like he eats more than the typical hipster diet of beer & cigarettes, but that it a totally average bloke looking totally average.

Its mainly the hand gestures and his face that's inciting the punch me notions here.

in the bulb,s defense, it is the swollen head that incites most punching, and goes so far as to often a range of right handers, including
the befamed one inch punch, shaolin style