Losing your mojo

My mojo has disappeared so much that today I made it to the end of my road (less than 100 metres) before I felt like giving up and I had to pull in behind a parked car to have a little word with myself.

How did the pep talk work? I laughed at mine. Bike feels wonky, seat is suddenly rock hard, one leg is suddenly longer than the other, small inclines feel like someone is gently pushing me backwards. shoes are suddenly biting too hard. This bike is possessed.

That was just half a mile down the road.