Owning your own home

we're forgoing completely redoing the kitchen / bathroom as a) it costs a pissing fortune and b) we wont be staying in the place long enough to warrant the expense, especially for new stoves, hobs white goods etc which you generally can't take with you.

What we have decided to do is re-tile the fucker to create the illusion of newosity without having to spunk away a fortune on shit we can't keep.

so, does anyone know a shit-hot tiler?

I got this for £174:

RRP is around £4,500.

Tiling, as long as you plan everything out, is straightforward- just use a decent (powdered) cement.

Couple of friends of mine spent 10K on their kitchen- my flabber was ghasted.