London Fixed-gear and Single-speed

wtf?

We were all thinking it..... You said it.

"Love it! Ri is over it now and it's just stupid people like them readers making a big deal out of it. Get over it and realise Chris and Rihanna were made for each other and will be more famous than you ever will, haha x"

Whatok's simple 9 year old sister has borrowed the laptop.

daily mail comments are always more entertaining than the articles themselves..

Raydon anyone?

more lulz

And then you can take an Instagram photo of the Polaroid, dude, 'coz we herd u liek Polaroidz.

Is civilization going backwards?
Are we about to disinvent de wheel?

The what now?

No, of course not.

Apple will introduce the iWheel. IT WILL BE COOL!

However if you puncture it then you'll need a new tire, inner and wheel. It will be slightly better than your old one though.

Reminds me of ...

Apparently Samsung will have an oval for Android two years later.

synthLOL

Turbo bingo wings

'I just do it to look better'

Oops.

the secret of chainbreakers guns revealed

^ this.

bike review/porn

http://drunkcyclist.com/2012/08/19/t...-spew-edition/

NSFW

Needs more arse.

NSFW? where do you work, a mosque?

He works with children...

Measuring biceps fail...

got blocked by work filter as adult/porn content :(

Almost a good idea:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19622445

Better if they looked vaguely like this:


Instead of this:

Went to the cinema whilst seeing family in Yorkshire and a couple of kids were throwing popcorn and stuff. Huge bloke just got up went up to them and told them 'Behave or I'll kick your bloody head in' or words to that effect. Seemed to do the trick

That's a popular method round these parts.

If someone snuck up at me in a cinema I think I'd shit myself and flail my arms around.

If she got hurt in the process, it surely wouldn't be my fault.

I remember taking my mum to see a foreign language film at the cinema (our language), there was english parts too and I was quietly translating them for my mum as she only knows basic english. The cinema was loud, but the annoying old guy a couple rows in front was getting uncontrollably angry, fit-like twitching and he even swore at us. I very nearly gave him a slap, but thought hitting some old geezer who was on his own was a bad move, I have never been violent before wouldnt know what I was doing anyway.

That would've been a pain in the arse though.

Not unreasonable, but annoying none the less - can't blame the dude for being annoyed.

^^That would piss me off too.
In fact it has.
Why do people think that talking during a film, even when translating, is in any way OK?

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/201...do-church.html

Did I miss this or has it not been posted yet?

would

The real wtf is that if the horse foetus actually came out of the woman's flue, she would have had to have stuffed it up there before hand.

o_O

Yep, Ninja style.

^ rights.

^^I think I saw this in a Japanese porn film once

Group outing to that cinema, guys?

are they showing p̶r̶e̶m̶i̶u̶m̶ ̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶ third rate gush?

I am all for this. Zero tolerance.

I typed this in caps

DlD YOU?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHl!!!

^Magnets

Burn him!!!!

YOU CAN'T BURN US ALL!!!l!!

TECHNICALLY, WlTH ENOUGH FUEL, I SUSPECT THEY COULD BURN ANYONE AND ANYTHING THEY LIKED. OF COURSE PROBLEMS THAT COULD PRESENT THEMSELVES INCLUDE THE BURNEES FIGHTING BACK. NO ONE EXPECTS THAT. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN. ANOTHER POSSIBILITY IS THAT IT SUDDENLY STARTS RAINING FOR AGES. THEY COULDN'T BURN MUCH THEN. THEY COULD ALSO JUST LOSE INTEREST.

^ jakebrown meltdown!