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Old 3rd May 2012   #1751
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I was watching that film in a motel in canada and it had the most wacky dub ever. Every swear/naughty word was replaced with what sounded like barry white's voice. You'd be watching it and suddenly this deep rich tone would flick in for 2 or 3 words, very odd.
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1753
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I guess that's what shock does to you, just act oblivious. Isn't that a copper standing right next to the stabber throughout as well?
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1754
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'security' guard I think? Shocking
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1755
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reminds me a little of the queue jumping scene in Super
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1756
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A 28-year-old woman who tracked down her long-lost father last year has revealed that she is pregnant with his baby.

Penny Lawrence went in search of her father Gerry Ryan following the death of her mother and grandparents. The Irish Sun reports that she eventually found Dublin-born Ryan in Houston, Texas.

After meeting, the pair embarked on a sexual relationship which resulted in Lawrence becoming pregnant. However, they have insisted that their attraction is the result of Genetic Sexual Attraction, a term previously created by Barbara Gonyo to describe the feelings between parents and their children - as well as siblings - who meet as adults.

"We are not committing incest, but are victims of GSA," Lawrence told the paper. "We've never experienced a father-daughter relationship, so we're just like any other strangers who meet in adulthood."

Ryan expressed fears that laws could see the couple separated, but added: "It's no different than if I met Penny in a bar. I'd have fallen for her as I have now. It doesn't feel [like] we are doing anything wrong."

The pair said that if the three-month scan of their baby shows no birth defects, they will remain together and raise the child.

Discussing GSA, Lawrence explained: "I did some research into it. I was stunned that some brothers and sisters, daughters and dads and mothers and sons were actually living happily as man and wife."

However, her father pointed out: "GSA isn't recognised in court."


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Old 3rd May 2012   #1757
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^actually its just occurred to me she will be giving birth to her own sister/brother...
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1758
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wouldnt would
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1759
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all of this

nsfw i suppose, but this isn't the thread to browse if you are in work really
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1760
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all of this

nsfw i suppose, but this isn't the thread to browse if you are in work really
Can not be unseen!
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1761
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even more here, god people are odd
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1762
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you found it spatr ;-)
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1763
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After meeting, the pair embarked on a sexual relationship which resulted in Lawrence becoming pregnant. However, they have insisted that their attraction is the result of Genetic Sexual Attraction, a term previously created by Barbara Gonyo to describe the feelings between parents and their children - as well as siblings - who meet as adults.
odd use of the word however
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1764
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1765
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all of this

nsfw i suppose, but this isn't the thread to browse if you are in work really
That's just brilliant!!
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1766
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"We are not committing incest, but are victims of GSA"

Yeah whatever, cunts.
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1767
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So they fancy each other, doesn't mean she has to get pregnant. Couldn't he just spaff it on her tits?
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Old 3rd May 2012   #1768
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articles like these are meant to troll people irl.
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Old 4th May 2012   #1769
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Those fucking snails.... blimey.
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Old 4th May 2012   #1770
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Please. don't cheapen our beautiful beardy relationship in this way.
He is my bro, but we ain't related.
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Old 4th May 2012   #1771
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He ain't heavy..
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Old 4th May 2012   #1772
samueldavidkeyes
I'll hazard a guess that the sets of people who are 'victims' of GDA and the people who make 'those anime cutouts' have a heavy overlap:

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Old 4th May 2012   #1773
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Old 4th May 2012   #1774
O'Shane
 
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Lick it or dunk it?
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Old 4th May 2012   #1775
withered preacher
 
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Somebody say switch letters?
-noiwon't-
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Old 4th May 2012   #1776
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Lick it or dunk it?
I prefer to twist until it splits in two, and then lick the filling...
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Old 5th May 2012   #1777
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all of this

nsfw i suppose, but this isn't the thread to browse if you are in work really
That is actually ACE!
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Old 5th May 2012   #1778
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I'm making a paella at the moment, and as the fishmonger was out of mussels I decided to splash out on some live langoustine. The wife and I were discussing the most humane way to do them in for the dish (other than straight into the boiling water or under a grill) and we remembered that freezing them knocks them out and makes it "painless"... Anyway, it reminded me of this (back in the mutherfuckin day) ....
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Old 5th May 2012   #1780
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^ ooh, DX equipped!
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Old 5th May 2012   #1781
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all of this

nsfw i suppose, but this isn't the thread to browse if you are in work really
Some thoughts are better to be kept for yourself. That guy is twisted, really.

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There is another story for you. A woman gets pregnant from a man, then he dumps her leaving her a child. After 10 years, he passes away, that woman attends his funeral and meets that guys son who is 25+ yrs old and she is 45+. In a couple of years time she gives birth to a kid from that guys son.

Last edited by Str; 6th May 2012 at 00:54.
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Old 5th May 2012   #1782
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And that baby was Hitler.
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Old 5th May 2012   #1783
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all of this

nsfw i suppose, but this isn't the thread to browse if you are in work really
I couldn't stop laughing when I looked at these
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Old 6th May 2012   #1784
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Some thoughts are better to be kept for yourself. That guy is twisted, really.

There is another story for you. A woman gets pregnant from a man, then he dumps her leaving her a child. After 10 years, he passes away, that woman attends his funeral and meets that guys son who is 25+ yrs old and she is 45+. In a couple of month time she gives birth to a kid from that guys son.
Last time I checked it takes about 9 months to give birth to a human baby child not 2.
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Old 6th May 2012   #1785
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Took about 28 hours last one I had, although there was a brewing period before this.
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Old 6th May 2012   #1786
Str
lol, I meant couple of years*.
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Old 6th May 2012   #1787
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A 28-year-old woman who tracked down her long-lost father last year has revealed that she is pregnant with his baby.

Penny Lawrence went in search of her father Gerry Ryan following the death of her mother and grandparents. The Irish Sun reports that she eventually found Dublin-born Ryan in Houston, Texas.

After meeting, the pair embarked on a sexual relationship which resulted in Lawrence becoming pregnant. However, they have insisted that their attraction is the result of Genetic Sexual Attraction, a term previously created by Barbara Gonyo to describe the feelings between parents and their children - as well as siblings - who meet as adults.

"We are not committing incest, but are victims of GSA," Lawrence told the paper. "We've never experienced a father-daughter relationship, so we're just like any other strangers who meet in adulthood."

Ryan expressed fears that laws could see the couple separated, but added: "It's no different than if I met Penny in a bar. I'd have fallen for her as I have now. It doesn't feel [like] we are doing anything wrong."

The pair said that if the three-month scan of their baby shows no birth defects, they will remain together and raise the child.

Discussing GSA, Lawrence explained: "I did some research into it. I was stunned that some brothers and sisters, daughters and dads and mothers and sons were actually living happily as man and wife."

However, her father pointed out: "GSA isn't recognised in court."


Pffft.

Have none of you been to Penge? Place is built on this kind of love.
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Old 6th May 2012   #1788
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Took about 28 hours last one I had, although there was a brewing period before this.
I think "brewing period" is the best/ crudest term for the wonder of pregnancy I've heard recently.
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Old 6th May 2012   #1789
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The comments on this page are full of win. I'm just off to rep everybody.
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Old 6th May 2012   #1790
wiganwill
Er, you are repping yourself then?
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Old 6th May 2012   #1791
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Ah shit it!
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Old 7th May 2012   #1793
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its japanese, all is explained
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Old 7th May 2012   #1794
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Old 7th May 2012   #1795
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Last edited by adroit; 10th May 2012 at 20:52.
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Old 9th May 2012   #1796
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Tampopo Egg Scene - YouTube
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Old 9th May 2012   #1797
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tampopo is an awesome movie, and you need a context to get that^
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Old 9th May 2012   #1798
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i'm weird about eggs, that scene made me wretch
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Old 9th May 2012   #1799
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Inclusive method of separating eggs though, will try it next time I follow a Delia recipe.
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Old 9th May 2012   #1800
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Unless I'm baking with mother.
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