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Old 1st September 2012   #1851
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powder under the fingernail, piss over it and 'presto!': testing negative

http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/...doping-network
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Old 1st September 2012   #1852
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The powder was in the back pocket of a clean jersey. The soigneurs always handed the riders a clean jersey at the end of the race to change into. If you get asked to a test dip your finger in the pocket and wee over it, the powder (which used to be biological soap powder!) and the enzymes mask any trace of doping
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Old 1st September 2012   #1854
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Direct link: http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor...ng.html?page=1

(The Huffington Post article link takes you to page two, for some reason).
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Old 1st September 2012   #1855
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^that is some scary devious shit. He ruined so many lives.
I cant wait to see this asshole go down.
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Old 1st September 2012   #1856
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There is a little bit of me that is afraid to get too excited though. I just have a nagging feeling that, as usually happens in the US, the power of $$$$$$$$ will win through.

Although I do hope he gets fucked left right and centre.....
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Old 1st September 2012   #1857
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^ same feeling. politics will be one richer if your nagging feeling comes true
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Old 1st September 2012   #1858
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A good overview of Hamilton's forthcoming book here;

http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor...ce.html?page=1
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Old 1st September 2012   #1859
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Just saw a guy jogging in a t-shirt saying 'i love lance' a la I-heart-NY


...
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Old 1st September 2012   #1860
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i guess "lance" was a euph

who remembers the "rob loves cock" t-shirt?
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Old 1st September 2012   #1861
lillywhite
I want to see all the juicy stuff. When USADA release it! Wonder who Lance will take down in the UCI, if more comes out. Shit & Fan spring to mind
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1862
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I want to see all the juicy stuff. When USADA release it! Wonder who Lance will take down in the UCI, if more comes out. Shit & Fan spring to mind
My guess is that he'll take a refined stance of not taking others down. He's someone who clearly has eyes on a bigger prize (politics probably as already mentioned here) and knows that regardless of what comes out, theres probably more than enough people blinded by his greatness to still make a semblance of this possible (see Huffington post article about Livestrong donation increasing x 25 since allegations came out).

Just out of interest, has he ever stated under oath that he never doped? Or has it always been via statements? Sure it would never happen but I'd love to see that fucker do time for perjury....
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1863
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French TV saying USADA has more positive tests covered up by UCI than just TDS.
Zoinks!
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1864
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Tds?
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1865
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Tour de Suisse.

Armstrong is alleged to have tested positive for EPO at the 2001 edition of the race, and the positive was subsequently covered up by the UCI, in collusion with Armstrong.

France2 have today alleged that there are further Armstrong positive tests that were covered up in 2004 and 2005.
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1866
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I want to see all the juicy stuff. When USADA release it! Wonder who Lance will take down in the UCI, if more comes out. Shit & Fan spring to mind
I hope we are saved from the pictures of the whole sordid lemon party involving Ligget and Lance's bollock
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1867
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France2 have today alleged that there are further Armstrong positive tests that were covered up in 2004 and 2005.
This isn't quite true, according to France2, USADA have re-tested samples from 2004 and 2005 and these are positive.
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1868
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Just out of interest, has he ever stated under oath that he never doped? Or has it always been via statements?
Even his propaganda statements are always carefully worded to avoid direct lies, probably because being caught in an outright lie would be more damaging to his political ambition than finally admitting that he doped.
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1869
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My guess is that he'll take a refined stance of not taking others down. He's someone who clearly has eyes on a bigger prize (politics probably as already mentioned here) and knows that regardless of what comes out, theres probably more than enough people blinded by his greatness to still make a semblance of this possible (see Huffington post article about Livestrong donation increasing x 25 since allegations came out).

Just out of interest, has he ever stated under oath that he never doped? Or has it always been via statements? Sure it would never happen but I'd love to see that fucker do time for perjury....
I"ve always found Michael Ashenden"s view interesting, he has no doubt Armstrong took EPO during the 99 Tour. Ashenden was of course part of the team that developed the test for EPO.
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1870
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I hope we are saved from the pictures of the whole sordid lemon party involving Ligget and Lance's bollock
my psychic Budgie says Paul Sherwen has sordid VCR footage of the Lance/Ligget romance. I"ve never trusted a man like Sherwen, he defo irons his underpants. Shady cnut
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1871
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Even his propaganda statements are always carefully worded to avoid direct lies, probably because being caught in an outright lie would be more damaging to his political ambition than finally admitting that he doped.
Good liars avoid direct lies.
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Old 2nd September 2012   #1872
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^ That may not be true.
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Old 4th September 2012   #1873
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people say Tyler Hamiltons new book is by a convicted doper! ok fine. But for me the interesting thing is Daniel Coyle a New York times best seller, & also author behind the brilliant Talent Code has co written this book. Does anyone really think Dan would ruin his reputation by writing aload of guff. He has tripple checked many of Tylers facts, with various people time & time again.
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Old 4th September 2012   #1874
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Doper as well.
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Old 5th September 2012   #1875
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Having met many lawyers, prison officers, cops and criminals, I would aver that it's a slam dunk that the biggest scumbags, if the term must be used, are the actual criminals. Cops are in second place, then there's a big drop-off.
Touching naivete there...
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Old 5th September 2012   #1876
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I hope we are saved from the pictures of the whole sordid lemon party involving Ligget and Lance's bollock
Ageist homophobe...
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Old 5th September 2012   #1877
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Shit & Fan spring to mind
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Old 5th September 2012   #1878
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You could have chosen one of these instead



She would have been 51 this year...
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Old 5th September 2012   #1879
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Had it been Princess Diana that I was referencing rather than Michael Jackson...
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Old 6th September 2012   #1880
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Same difference.
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Old 6th September 2012   #1881
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Mascara? Check
Delusions of grandeur? Check
Excluded by rest of family? Check
Bonkers? Check

I see where you're coming from.
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Old 6th September 2012   #1882
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I don't think Michael Jackson ever shagged James Hewitt.
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Old 6th September 2012   #1883
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Or Will Carling.
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Old 6th September 2012   #1884
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Mind you, they do both have statues commissioned by the same bloke which both show no likenesses at all.
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Old 6th September 2012   #1885
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I don't think Michael Jackson ever shagged James Hewitt.
Not for the want of trying...
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Old 7th September 2012   #1886
lillywhite
the Tyler Hamilton book, sounds really good. I"ve read some reviews on Amazon.com people seem pretty convienced the truth is being preached in the book. Can"t wait for 20th sept when its released here!
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Old 7th September 2012   #1887
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If the UCI technical commission imposes reversed crank rotation on cycle sport for the 2013 season, we need to look into whether Fat Pat is getting an unfair head start on training thanks to inside information. Here he is furiously back-pedalling:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-...-armstrong-ban
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Old 7th September 2012   #1888
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Re, Tyler Hamilton: Try and get the American release; the British one will have some names and so on removed because of our libel laws.
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Old 7th September 2012   #1889
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That's interesting, can one change ones address to the US then download the Kindle version?
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Old 7th September 2012   #1890
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the British one will have some names and so on removed because of our libel laws.
If they bother to do that, they will be wasting their time. Libel tourists will discover one copy of the unexpurgated version has entered the UK and the courts will let them proceed.
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Old 8th September 2012   #1891
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That's interesting, can one change ones address to the US then download the Kindle version?
You need a US credit card
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Old 8th September 2012   #1892
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I'm sure there'll be a US copy on the likes of the Pirate Bay before long.
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Old 10th September 2012   #1894
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Won't someone think of the children?

Armstrong tots expelled from preschool
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Old 10th September 2012   #1895
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Has this been Jennifer Love Hewitted yet?
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Old 10th September 2012   #1896
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"seven-time Tour de France champion strippee Lance Armstrong"

tee hee
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Old 10th September 2012   #1897
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You can leave your hat on...
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Old 10th September 2012   #1898
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He's gotta make ends meet somehow...
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Old 10th September 2012   #1899
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Is "Bollixy" an unfortunate surname?
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Old 10th September 2012   #1900
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No, it's a comedy forename.
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