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Old 26th February 2012   #13701
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^^ Use it as your fettling t-shirt. Tell your flatmate's bf that grease gives it more edge, and that when it's grimy enough you'll wear it out somewhere.
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Old 26th February 2012   #13702
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Possibly the worst digital gimmick of the 21st century so far.

http://www.imwatch.it/uk-en/

So, in the months to come we're going to have to put up with complete twats squinting at a 1'x1' screen, more bloody annoying ringtone enabled devices on public transport, and complete eeeedjits shouting at their wrists and looking suitably sheepish as someone supposedly talks back for all to hear.

Can't say I see anything wrong with the functionality of smart-phones as they are - more to the point though, who want's to have to take their watch off every time they fancy disconnecting themselves from the digital world/phonecalls/social media sites...

And they infer in the ad that these things would be used in conjunction with the phone that you'll likely have within 1m of you all day anyway?

Do FUCK off


Shit, annoying Adverts thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Old 26th February 2012   #13704
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Edible.
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Old 26th February 2012   #13705
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And they infer in the ad that these things would be used in conjunction with the phone that you'll likely have within 1m of you all day anyway?

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Imply, not infer.
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Old 26th February 2012   #13706
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Possibly the worst digital gimmick of the 21st century so far.

http://www.imwatch.it/uk-en/

So, in the months to come we're going to have to put up with complete twats squinting at a 1'x1' screen, more bloody annoying ringtone enabled devices on public transport, and complete eeeedjits shouting at their wrists and looking suitably sheepish as someone supposedly talks back for all to hear.

Can't say I see anything wrong with the functionality of smart-phones as they are - more to the point though, who want's to have to take their watch off every time they fancy disconnecting themselves from the digital world/phonecalls/social media sites...

And they infer in the ad that these things would be used in conjunction with the phone that you'll likely have within 1m of you all day anyway?

Do FUCK off


Shit, annoying Adverts thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Surely a piss take along the lines of,
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Old 26th February 2012   #13707
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I think there's an ok idea in there. A tethered device/display on your wrist could be pretty useful but trying to gain the same amount of functionality as a smartphone is stupid.
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Old 26th February 2012   #13708
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Hologram. Or a flexible display built into the sleeve is the way to go.
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Old 26th February 2012   #13709
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Shrunk down Huwaei Blaze or HTC Wildfire could do that now... This will happen in the next coupla years, I'm totally in...
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Old 26th February 2012   #13710
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Old 26th February 2012   #13711
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Needs "Would" in white space below images... Harry's face is already saying it...
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Old 26th February 2012   #13712
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Possibly the worst digital gimmick of the 21st century so far.

http://www.imwatch.it/uk-en/

So, in the months to come we're going to have to put up with complete twats squinting at a 1'x1' screen, more bloody annoying ringtone enabled devices on public transport, and complete eeeedjits shouting at their wrists and looking suitably sheepish as someone supposedly talks back for all to hear.

Can't say I see anything wrong with the functionality of smart-phones as they are - more to the point though, who want's to have to take their watch off every time they fancy disconnecting themselves from the digital world/phonecalls/social media sites...

And they infer in the ad that these things would be used in conjunction with the phone that you'll likely have within 1m of you all day anyway?

Do FUCK off


Shit, annoying Adverts thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>
starts at £219 though, which i feel is incredibly reasonable
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Old 26th February 2012   #13713
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My flatmates bf bought me one of these yesterday for my birthday. It means I have to wear it now.
It'd make quite a good tossrag. Though it'd be wearing you.
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Old 27th February 2012   #13715
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No....... NO..........NOOOOOOO.
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Old 27th February 2012   #13716
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wau
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Old 27th February 2012   #13717
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Im sure that'll get plenty of airplay on the telly, purely for da hoes.
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Old 27th February 2012   #13718
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IIRC the harry/kate mug up there was made on purpose by some media type in London to cash in on the wedding hype, with publicity achieved by people spreading it in the manner above and money made by people buying it 'ironically'.
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Old 27th February 2012   #13720
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Old 27th February 2012   #13721
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Surely that watch is a parody? If not, I'm certain apple's uber lawyers will have something to say about "i'm-cloud" or "i'm-watch" for that matter...

Everyone's arms look insanely uncomfortable too.

i'm out.
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Old 27th February 2012   #13722
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Pinching a (crap) idea from custom motorcycles there.
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Old 27th February 2012   #13723
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Old 27th February 2012   #13724
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Reposting a (crap) idea from a few years back.
True
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Old 28th February 2012   #13725
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An awful singing - like a rendition of 'Firestarter' by a drunken elderly relative. He's trying to do the Kid Rock thing there.
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Old 28th February 2012   #13726
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"Twisted... fiiiire ss.starter!" Bloody Shatner impression.

Also looks like Gaddafi when he has the hat on and is shouting down at the camera.
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Old 28th February 2012   #13727
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I feel guilty putting these in here, but bloody hell:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...iage-proposals

People suck.
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Old 28th February 2012   #13728
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No 5 would have been great if she'd shot him down after that horrorshow. Truly cringworthy
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Old 28th February 2012   #13729
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No. 5 = out of work actor maybe?
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Old 28th February 2012   #13730
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Christ. Hadn't even seen that one. If he had just stopped at 30 odd seconds it would have been fine...
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Old 28th February 2012   #13731
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I feel sick now.
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Old 28th February 2012   #13732
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The one on the plane is the worst, even though she said yes. He basically did a Delta Airlines sponsored proposal
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Old 28th February 2012   #13734
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^ Kinda looks like a scared version of this guy
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Old 28th February 2012   #13735
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http://www.tokyofixedgear.com/produc...added---White/

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Our Price£105.00
Retail Price£83.75
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Old 28th February 2012   #13736
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^ Kinda looks like a scared version of this guy
Crossed with this guy

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Old 28th February 2012   #13737
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^^ Fugly saddle too.
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Old 28th February 2012   #13738
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^^ Fugly saddle too.
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Old 28th February 2012   #13739
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Probably been said before, but it's on tv right now: Noel Fielding's luxury comedy.
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Old 29th February 2012   #13740
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Tax...
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Old 29th February 2012   #13741
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I just didn't imagine they'd be so blatant :)


But as was said above, fugly.
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Old 29th February 2012   #13742
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It's probably twice as much in BLB :-)
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Old 29th February 2012   #13743
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Old 29th February 2012   #13744
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so good
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Old 29th February 2012   #13745
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Old 29th February 2012   #13746
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I made that sucking air through teeth noise that you get when something horrifies you.
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Old 29th February 2012   #13747
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And I'm not talking about the fact that she's wearing suspenders but no stockings so they're just dangling there.


Electric blue components (but inexplicably silver bars/stem), black chain ring, white other bits.


Ugh.
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Old 29th February 2012   #13748
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Looks like it's built for showing off some cheap designs, rather than comfort or speed
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Old 29th February 2012   #13749
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iswydt
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Old 29th February 2012   #13750
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Looks like she's built for showing off some cheap designs, rather than comfort or speed
ftfy
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