London Fixed-gear and Single-speed

We need a pic of you wearing it so we can put the forever alone face on it.

^^ Use it as your fettling t-shirt. Tell your flatmate's bf that grease gives it more edge, and that when it's grimy enough you'll wear it out somewhere.

Possibly the worst digital gimmick of the 21st century so far.

http://www.imwatch.it/uk-en/

So, in the months to come we're going to have to put up with complete twats squinting at a 1'x1' screen, more bloody annoying ringtone enabled devices on public transport, and complete eeeedjits shouting at their wrists and looking suitably sheepish as someone supposedly talks back for all to hear.

Can't say I see anything wrong with the functionality of smart-phones as they are - more to the point though, who want's to have to take their watch off every time they fancy disconnecting themselves from the digital world/phonecalls/social media sites...

And they infer in the ad that these things would be used in conjunction with the phone that you'll likely have within 1m of you all day anyway?

Do FUCK off


Shit, annoying Adverts thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://photorumors.com/2012/02/25/wh...they-thinking/

Edible.

Imply, not infer.

Surely a piss take along the lines of,

I think there's an ok idea in there. A tethered device/display on your wrist could be pretty useful but trying to gain the same amount of functionality as a smartphone is stupid.

Hologram. Or a flexible display built into the sleeve is the way to go.

Shrunk down Huwaei Blaze or HTC Wildfire could do that now... This will happen in the next coupla years, I'm totally in...

Needs "Would" in white space below images... Harry's face is already saying it...

starts at £219 though, which i feel is incredibly reasonable

It'd make quite a good tossrag. Though it'd be wearing you.

And talking of tossrags:

No....... NO..........NOOOOOOO.

wau

Im sure that'll get plenty of airplay on the telly, purely for da hoes.

IIRC the harry/kate mug up there was made on purpose by some media type in London to cash in on the wedding hype, with publicity achieved by people spreading it in the manner above and money made by people buying it 'ironically'.

Surely that watch is a parody? If not, I'm certain apple's uber lawyers will have something to say about "i'm-cloud" or "i'm-watch" for that matter...

Everyone's arms look insanely uncomfortable too.

i'm out.

Pinching a (crap) idea from custom motorcycles there.

True

An awful singing - like a rendition of 'Firestarter' by a drunken elderly relative. He's trying to do the Kid Rock thing there.

"Twisted... fiiiire ss.starter!" Bloody Shatner impression.

Also looks like Gaddafi when he has the hat on and is shouting down at the camera.

I feel guilty putting these in here, but bloody hell:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...iage-proposals

People suck.

No 5 would have been great if she'd shot him down after that horrorshow. Truly cringworthy

No. 5 = out of work actor maybe?

Christ. Hadn't even seen that one. If he had just stopped at 30 odd seconds it would have been fine...

I feel sick now.

The one on the plane is the worst, even though she said yes. He basically did a Delta Airlines sponsored proposal

^ Kinda looks like a scared version of this guy

http://www.tokyofixedgear.com/produc...added---White/

Crossed with this guy

^^ Fugly saddle too.

Probably been said before, but it's on tv right now: Noel Fielding's luxury comedy.

Tax...

I just didn't imagine they'd be so blatant :)


But as was said above, fugly.

It's probably twice as much in BLB :-)

so good

I made that sucking air through teeth noise that you get when something horrifies you.

And I'm not talking about the fact that she's wearing suspenders but no stockings so they're just dangling there.


Electric blue components (but inexplicably silver bars/stem), black chain ring, white other bits.


Ugh.

Looks like it's built for showing off some cheap designs, rather than comfort or speed

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