London Fixed-gear and Single-speed SJS Cycles

Saw this and thought of you x


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thought of me? hott.

What magazine is that! some weired ass porn / bike mix!

wankengers

tommy sir - www.bust.com

So did he mend the puncture or not? it never concludes??
Bet the poor cnt had to push it home!

I was wondering when that chick was going to write about me..

"those soiled fingers navigate my swell"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that's so funny I'm crying.
See boys, the things that happen when you let girls fix punctures? ooh-er!

"er...seriously? can we get the puncture sorted out first..?"

I already fixed it with my flaccid innertube, you were too slow.

Ha-ha! Who the hell carries condoms with their tools/repair kit? If they'd improvised with a pair of latex gloves, I could have believed that. :-)

slappers that ride around, gettin turned on for just cycling fixed, that give it up to some dirty punk, that touches her love garden (apperently a public one) with real greasy finger, that probably doesnt give a damn about 'coz she's already got a full collection of std's...that's why she carries condoms in her toolbag....in case she gets lucky.

Stef, you are so forward thinking about the female sexual revolution!
Would it be better if she only had sex with men in suits that make six figures, and buy her fancy cocktails? or how about if she waited till marriage? How dare she get off doing something naughty....oh wait, it's fiction especially because finding a man who is bold and graceful these days is, well, pretty much fiction as well.

You just need to get to know the real Stef.

the local bike?

I'll get my coat.

pardon me lady, i normally have baby wipes in my bag in case my hands get dirty, besides even though he was wearing deodorant and could have done something about his crooked smile, in my country we called those bad teeth...and then why do it between two dumpsters when you know she likes dogs, and your house is obviously just a bike ride away...invite her to come have a look at the lovely dog you own which is awaiting for his owner to bring dinner 'round, then do her good, perhaps take a shower after that 'coz a girl riding a bike all day...well if he was wearing deodorant after the orgasm, and coming back to his senses, you know that fishy smell would have bothered him, and if lucky enough after some takeaway she would have probably done the dishes to thank you for the sex and the dinner, then asked for your number before leaving, and boys shall be boys one digit in your number must have gotten mixed up, coz when she tries to reach you the following day, some dude call tyrone answers the call. That's more like it.

ha!

thought that was gay bike porn until she mentioned her cleavage. Odd mix, not too sure what I think

I'm glad that you're taking it seriously, putting thought in to the author's motives and all! The sub-title was kind of a spoiler on the gay porn idea though?

It's a bit like that old (yeah, and rubbish) riddle of the father & son who get seriously injured in a car crash and when they get to hospital the surgeon says 'I can't operate on this boy, he's my son'!...so who is the surgeon? naturally it's the boy's mother, a female surgeon....but still. Cyclists are male until proven otherwise too.

PS I'm not having a rant, I promise!

No wonder there's so many fuckers riding fixed these days..
They all bought into the promise of an easy shag!

You should not put out so easily. Your reputation has got round, just next time you should tell people you're a chick with a dick instead of just holding their manhood.

You liked it when I held your manboyhood..

I thought you gave me a tit wank, but it was dark and was clearly mistaken, I'd like some money back in that case.

Brilliant! I wonder if it was written by someone wot rides

Money? I thought you just offered me something to wipe up with?

Oi nick you cunt don't jump into me and Tommy's banter.. fucksake!


*for those devoid of humour sensors, this post is meant to be funny, laugh or I'll shag your missus

No I gave you a fiver! Not a kitchen towel. You need to get that light sorted, if you had non of this confusion would have happened.

I must remember not to recommend you to any of my friends.

hehehe, good to have you back Stef.

that story gave me a..

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stetson? ;-)

harrelson? wat?

yep missed that title

Wait, i'm not getting something here.
So the messenger after all day on his bike smells better than the "fishy" girl?
And she would be the one thanking him for amazing sex, doing his dishes and then begging for his phone number ?
Wow Stef, if this is the treatment you're used to then you really must be paying for it well.

As others have missed, unless I'm grossly mistaken, I'm pretty sure Stef is being sarcastic for comic effect.

:)

ok whatever, call me grumpy

Anyone up for a similar encounter under Waterloo Bridge? I'll be swinging past that way in about 20 minutes. Steaming hot.

feminist

hehe

hi grumpy! :p

Waterloo Bridge? That's right next to my work...
Are you scruffy and covered in bike grease?

I love that when one of the women writes something she has to be grumpy to be understood, but when a guy writes similar he has other guys standing up for the joke.

I think what the women here are trying to say is that, some of the men here talk about hot chicks, and make jokes regarding the female gender, and have avatars of bouncing boobs, and make jokes about sucking dick, etc... but then a well-written, hot piece of female-directed porn gets put on here and the woman in the piece is called a fishy, slapper with std's and then other guys cheer for the comment while poo-pooing the women. There's some inequality here. No one is telling you to stop, just even the stakes a bit. Encourage your women! Make a good environment for them. How cool is it that you guys have a bunch of women on here that actually like to have sex, hear sexy jokes, are a good laugh, and kinda cute to boot!?!?!

I'm not grumpy. I'm right. And that piece is frickin hot and if some tattooed [ex]messenger showing off his bike muscles wants to take me on under a bridge on a warm day, well then golly, I'll make sure to do his dishes and thank him for it. Now that is great porn..

oooh I'm all worked up, better make sure I have my patch kit on me on my way home.

[edit: why the f*ck is my text linking to Stef! ha!]
[edit edit: If you can't beat it, make it better!]

yeah sure 50 years ago it used to be ok to take the piss out of black people and homosexuals...''what its only a joke mate''...bullshit.

@ stef grow up you misogynistic loser and examine your attitudes to woman

This is the reason I stopped bothering with this forum all the just under the surface anti female 'jokes'.