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Old 29th March 2008   #1
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What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I'm slightly concerned that I don't know what it is so might be one.
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Old 29th March 2008   #3
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Old 29th March 2008   #4
Ant
 
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Oh shit I do pretty good on the bingo. How the fuck did that happen?

I'm gonna drink me another PBR
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Old 29th March 2008   #5
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as far as i know, it's a young urban person with not much money but a fair bit of disposable income.
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Old 29th March 2008   #6
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Oh good that's not me. I'm old, Sub-urban with loads of money and no disposable income :D

The video was hilarious.
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Old 29th March 2008   #7
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wait wait, maybe you're 'grandpa - over 30's hipster' ?
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Old 29th March 2008   #8
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Now I'm concerned I might be a fakenger. Whilst riding my bike to the shops earlier I rolled my jeans up so they wouldn't get caught in the chain. Luckily I was wearing my nike rather than converse (didn't want wet feet) and put my beer in the back pockets of my jacket rather than in a bag. I was however wearing my cycling cap.
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Old 29th March 2008   #9
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Being overly concerned you might be a fakenger means you are one.
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Old 29th March 2008   #10
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According to 'the kidz', I'm a 'rad dad'... I hate hipsters and hip stuff, which probably makes me one...
Didn't Norman Mailer coin the term? 'White negro', 40s NY jazz thang...
Skinny jeans apparently (Shudder)...
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Old 29th March 2008   #11
pj (pj)
hipsters are essentially phonies; bogus, intellectually bankrupt whores.
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Old 29th March 2008   #12
åsm
Hold on pj... I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture of you recently sporting an outfit that matched the rather rad BMX you were riding.
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Old 29th March 2008   #13
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I love hipsters.


edit what is hapening to images?
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Old 29th March 2008   #14
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the worst thing about the whole hipster thing is having to listen to people bang on about it and how much they arent one!!
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Old 29th March 2008   #15
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"so ironic it's not, so unironic it is"

that is gold.

where's the "fixie hipster" bingo thingo gone? with arrospoks, girls' jeans and njs gear?
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Old 29th March 2008   #16
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I love hipsters.

[IMG]http://www.elicious.nl/wp/wp-images/articles/hipster.jpg[\IMG]
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slash wrong way round

[IMG]url[/IMG]

Or go to User CP/edit options/bottom of the page misc options. Switch to enhanced interface. When you post, you should then get all the tools to image link etc
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Old 29th March 2008   #17
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Thanks mate. I forget these things, never really done much html so forget the slash convention that this forum clearly follows.
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Old 29th March 2008   #18
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I used to wear hipsters many, many years ago, well, they were more like ballsters... Pubes hangin' out the top and everyfink...
The girls loved 'em, looked great onstage...
Used to make 'em out of 70s flares on the old Bernina... DIY 60s chic...
I'll get my frock coat... ;)
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Old 30th March 2008   #19
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I used to call em bumsters because if it wasn't for my shirt my ass would be on show. I used to get mine made by Chris the tailor near carnaby street.
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Old 30th March 2008   #20
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I am a hipster. I am neither proud or ashamed.
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Old 30th March 2008   #21
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I love hipsters.


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Oh god, that's mesmerising.
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Old 30th March 2008   #22
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There are 6 pages of definitions here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster
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Old 31st March 2008   #23
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i have just moved to hipster central. i am going to dig out my old air rifle and have some fun. yee haa
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Old 31st March 2008   #24
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slash wrong way round

[IMG]url[/IMG]

Or go to User CP/edit options/bottom of the page misc options. Switch to enhanced interface. When you post, you should then get all the tools to image link etc
Build, how did you include tags in a post without having them function ?

[img]like this[/img]

EDIT ! just worked it out !!! :)
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Old 1st April 2008   #25
åsm
alright smarty pants, how do you do it.
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Old 1st April 2008   #26
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Now I'm concerned I might be a fakenger. Whilst riding my bike to the shops earlier I rolled my jeans up so they wouldn't get caught in the chain. Luckily I was wearing my nike rather than converse (didn't want wet feet) and put my beer in the back pockets of my jacket rather than in a bag. I was however wearing my cycling cap.

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Being overly concerned you might be a fakenger means you are one.
A valid point from fc9k... But are'nt we all fakengers?

If you have a courier bag and ride a fixed wheel, are'nt you a fakenger? So I think that is about 90% of us...
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Old 1st April 2008   #27
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I don't have a messenger bag. Thank goodness for that.
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Old 1st April 2008   #28
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I don't have a messenger bag. Thank goodness for that.
Ha.

The thing a lot of people don't get is that 90% of the stuff that marks you out as a "messenger" is just common sense. I wear jeans that get tatty at the bottom, ergo I roll my right leg up so it doesnt get caught and force me into a bus. Likewise I have a "courier bag", because its the most convenient way to carry my stuff on the bike. Do I look like a hipster? Probably. Do I care? No. Just stop worrying and get out and ride tbqfh.
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Old 26th June 2008   #29
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"so ironic it's not, so unironic it is.."

this is actually quite brilliant..
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Old 26th June 2008   #30
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haha the myspace shoot part crack me jke
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Old 26th June 2008   #31
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tbqfh
Great acronym :)
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Old 26th June 2008   #32
tom.
I have come to the conclusion that I am definitely a hipster. Anyone know of any Hipsters Anonymous meetings?
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Old 26th June 2008   #33
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yes, there's one in london fields most saturdays, or outside the cat and mutton, or at the olive and placenta stall in broadway market. just turn up with your fixed wheel and skinny jeans, evidence that you work in the 'creative industries', and away you go. look for superprecise, he'll be thereabouts, i think he's on step 4 though, where you have tell everyone that you know you are a hipster and all the evil hipster things you have done in your life.
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Old 26th June 2008   #34
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I graduated to hipster. I was a waister (sic) before that.
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Old 26th June 2008   #35
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Great acronym :)
i cant figure it oWT! what does it mean?!?! GAH!
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Old 26th June 2008   #36
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yes, there's one in london fields most saturdays, or outside the cat and mutton, or at the olive and placenta stall in broadway market. just turn up with your fixed wheel and skinny jeans, evidence that you work in the 'creative industries', and away you go. look for superprecise, he'll be thereabouts, i think he's on step 4 though, where you have tell everyone that you know you are a hipster and all the evil hipster things you have done in your life.
you sod!
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Old 26th June 2008   #37
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i cant figure it oWT! what does it mean?!?! GAH!
I may be completely wrong, but I guessed it as a rather profane and sardonic expansion of TBH

;)
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Old 26th June 2008   #38
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I may be completely wrong, but I guessed it as a rather profane and sardonic expansion of TBH

;)
finally fucking got it. it took leaving the herd and getting on my couch. haha
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Old 26th June 2008   #39
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you sod!
He's a complete sod... It's his way... A total puppy dog 'til you show him an Arrospok... Grrrrrr...
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Old 26th June 2008   #40
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"so ironic it's not, so unironic it is"

that is gold.

where's the "fixie hipster" bingo thingo gone? with arrospoks, girls' jeans and njs gear?
NJS gear = hipster ?
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Old 27th June 2008   #41
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NJS gear = hipster ?
Somethin' like that... Don't worry, I'll buy your lightly-used NJS stuff off ya once the bottom's fallen out of the market... I'm good like that... ;)
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Old 27th June 2008   #42
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old. this is played often at work. still hilarious.
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Old 27th June 2008   #43
åsm
here's one

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Old 27th June 2008   #44
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I used to pour cold water on the hipsters who used to stand outside my flat until 1 - 2 in the morning talking the upmost bollox. They used to drink in a pub called the Talbot in De Beauvoir, right next door to where I used to live. I guarantee you will not find a pub more full of self-obsessed coked up hipster cnuts than this place. I used to have great fun throwing crap at them from my roof terrace.

But I am slighlty insane mind. One episode ended in about 8 blokes trying to smash down my front door.
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Old 27th June 2008   #45
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if you work in the arts or design or the media and are under 50 you are probably a hipster
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Old 27th June 2008   #46
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Old 27th June 2008   #47
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I used to pour cold water on the hipsters who used to stand outside my flat until 1 - 2 in the morning talking the upmost bollox. They used to drink in a pub called the Talbot in De Beauvoir, right next door to where I used to live. I guarantee you will not find a pub more full of self-obsessed coked up hipster cnuts than this place. I used to have great fun throwing crap at them from my roof terrace.

But I am slighlty insane mind. One episode ended in about 8 blokes trying to smash down my front door.
Legend.
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Old 27th June 2008   #48
RPM
I'd like to hear more about that
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Old 27th June 2008   #49
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here's one

yep thats a one alright.
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Old 27th June 2008   #50
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ah

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yep thats a one alright.


that bird on the rights nice.
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