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Old 2nd May 2010   #1
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Do gay pets go to heaven?

Well do they?

http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/
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Old 2nd May 2010   #2
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"The people who engage in these physical acts celebrate sin with their outrageously flamboyant lifestyles and lust for grunge and muscles, innocence and the fresh scent of teenage flesh."

This article is making me horny...
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Old 2nd May 2010   #3
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Thought you might like it.
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Old 2nd May 2010   #4
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From the excellent: http://www.pbfcomics.com/
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Old 2nd May 2010   #5
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Ha! :)
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Old 3rd May 2010   #6
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Awesome website!

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The sad, almost perverse domination cats hold over their owner’s lives is celebrated all over the internet. One of the worst offenders and a website surely worthy of a mental health study is icanhascheezburger.com (“I Can Haz Cheez Burger”). This has become one of the most popular destinations online, a bizarre cult of cat worship that almost seems inspired by Bastet’s debauched festivals. Much like the ancient Egyptians, people today have anthropomorphized their pets to the extreme, giving them human emotions and an offbeat and deep-throated human language that they exchange in endless pictures and comment sections. In this inexplicable fantasy world, cats are obsessed with eating freshly-grilled cheeseburgers and command their human owners to do all sorts of odd tasks around the home. The photos on this website reveal the clumsy and unclean interiors that your average cat owner inhabits: open food containers, dirty laundry, gigantic television screens, old couches everywhere.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #7
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top thread, gold cartoons Photoben nice one!
this seemed appropriate on here:-
from http://www.biffonline.co.uk/currentbiff.html
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Old 3rd May 2010   #8
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About The AuthorStephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Fanmail me Stephenson@Christwire.org !

I read with horror, hysteria and disbelief, I still don't know if it's a piss-take, amazing stuff, the world is 70% weirder.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #9
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Gay cats go to purrgatory first.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #10
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Dogs that have lost their legs go to Limbo
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Old 3rd May 2010   #11
Peter Carterdonor
 
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If I remember my catechism rightly, then animals can't go to heaven because they don't have souls; but the priests and nuns tended to avoid being explicit on this one.

What is more concerning is the rest of the site and the absolute seriousness with which he takes it all. Is this unusual in the states ?
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Old 3rd May 2010   #12
vélo libre
it's a joke...
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Old 3rd May 2010   #13
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I thought it was serious, and then I clicked the 'moral alerts' button.

wtf?

NSFW!

http://christwire.org/2010/05/olivia...reveals-penis/
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Old 3rd May 2010   #14
vélo libre
also
http://christwire.org/2009/04/mexica...from-the-dead/
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Old 3rd May 2010   #15
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Uh oh

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Old 3rd May 2010   #16
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I checked through the rest of the site and loved the Olivia Munn posts.

I can't quite decide if it is a spoof or not and quite who is being spoofed.

If it is, then its up there with Joe Orton's letters.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #17
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Uh oh

its just trackbacks.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #18
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But it's on their front page.

Now we're going to attract conservative christians like moths to a flame.

We've fucking had it. Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?
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Old 3rd May 2010   #19
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We've fucking had it. Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?
Endless hours of fun?
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Old 3rd May 2010   #20
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yep, tynan comes out and their heads will explode

why the concern?
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Old 3rd May 2010   #21
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I'm a Siamese cat, I'm gay and I'm proud. Meowcuntmeow!
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Old 3rd May 2010   #22
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Gay tortoises go straight to (s)hell.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #23
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How do I go about getting myself marinated in devil-nectar and sin?
I could do with some excitement here, it keeps raining and I'm bored.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #24
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Gay oysters reach the pearly gates.

Hmmm - oysters aren't really pets though.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #25
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But it's on their front page.

Now we're going to attract conservative christians like moths to a flame.

We've fucking had it. Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?
As long as everyone is wearing a helmet. I dont see the problem.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #26
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Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?
There are many places in Scripture quite clearly condemning going brakless as sin. Sinners only have themselves to blame; once they've started to pedal, there's no stopping.
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Old 3rd May 2010   #27
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Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?
Hybrid catholics?

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Old 4th May 2010   #28
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Leviticus is very pointed about brakelessness. It is an abomination. The Inquisiton was also harsh on the brakeless.

Vatican II, however, appears to have allowed for brakelessness in certain circumstances. After all the Sermon on the Mount (clearly a Biblical reference to cycling if ever there was one) says something along the lines of "Blessed are the brakeless for they shall inherit roads."
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Old 4th May 2010   #29
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The second coming.
Mary & Joseph will ride into Lonsons famous London on their beaters, there will be no tables at LMNH. Rapha put them up in the workshop.
Jageesus will be born, the 3 wise hipsters (Ed, Dj and Pisti) will visit, guided by Hope vision 1.
30 years later The Polo crowd will wax his ironic tash and burn his hipster pants.

VB will be known as Pope fixie the first (or Noah).
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Old 4th May 2010   #30
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*trying to make sense of bandana mans bar setup in that pic...
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Old 4th May 2010   #31
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It is often forgotten that Hitler and the Nazis (mine are the Godwin points) committed mass murder of Free Masons. I cannot for the life of me understand why a bunch of corpulent middle class men, with a fixation on regalia, ladies' nights and petty corruption and/or networking as well as ostentatious works of charity should have attracted such ire but can only imagine that it was something to do with their practice of rolling up their left trouser leg rather than the correct hipster right trouser leg. Hitler was, after all, committed to style.
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