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Old 9th February 2012   #651
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He's turned a new page.
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Old 9th February 2012   #652
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Better just sober up before I drive home…

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Old 9th February 2012   #653
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he signed up for a sportive last year under a pseudonym that translated from German to 'Max Power'-think he's a Simpson's fan too?
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Old 9th February 2012   #654
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Someone on a forum somewhere had an avatar that was Chief Wiggum (eating) in Team Telekom kit. I can't find the image :(
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Old 10th February 2012   #655
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That was mikec, right?
No mikec owns a Porsche, he writes off Lambos.
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Old 10th February 2012   #656
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No mikec owns a Porsche, he writes off Lambos.
Well, I know at least one mikec who owns a Porsche. :)
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Old 10th February 2012   #657
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My grammar let me down there!

No, mikec owns a Porsche, and he writes off Lambos.
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Old 13th February 2012   #658
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He had signed up for a sportive in August and now the BDR has banned him from riding sportives.

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/sonst/0,1518,814971,00.html
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Old 13th February 2012   #659
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Right, someone told me today that the french world champ sprinter has been caught out doping... what was the crack there?
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Old 13th February 2012   #660
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That's probably someone very late getting with the programme about Gregory Bauge being banned and giving Jason Kenny the rainbows (no euph).
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Old 13th February 2012   #661
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Nah, it was me getting late with the programme.... Was talking track with someone earlier debating Forsteman's "gym" legs. I mentioned something bout Gregory Bauge and was informed he had been banned, didn't realise it was time ago. Was it EPO or growth? Both?
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Old 13th February 2012   #662
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A mix of missed tests and not filling in the whereabouts site properly iirc.
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Old 13th February 2012   #663
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the french world champ sprinter has been caught out doping
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A mix of missed tests and not filling in the whereabouts site properly iirc.
So not "caught doping", but sanctioned for not correctly following anti-doping rules.

In other doping news:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ant...e-franc,27331/
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Old 17th April 2012   #665
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It does make you wonder how they got him to take sole responsibility ...

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Old 18th April 2012   #666
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Old 19th April 2012   #667
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Ricco gets a 12 (twelve) year ban from CONI.
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Old 4th May 2012   #668
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Rugby league player takes HGH, banned pain-killers and cocaine, never fails a test

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereven...ing-to-players
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Old 7th May 2012   #669
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http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/...dium=whats-hot

been all over the news in Holland since Sat...
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Old 9th May 2012   #670
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http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/inte...ame=0&ns_fee=0

Athens Olympic doping samples set to be destroyed in August 2012
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) may perform a re-test of doping samples from the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens according to the Associated Press on Tuesday.
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Old 9th May 2012   #671
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Whoops...
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Old 9th May 2012   #672
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http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/fren...ame=0&ns_fee=0

Twenty riders were tested for corticoids at the 4 Jours de Dunkerque on Monday in additional controls organised by the French Cycling Federation in conjunction with the Movement for Professional Cycling and France’s Ligue Nationale de Cyclisme.

The riders, who were from French teams and MPCC member Argos-Shimano, underwent blood tests, which were analysed for elevated levels of cortisol. According to L’Équipe, one rider did not start Tuesday’s final stage as a result of the tests.

FFC president David Lappartient told L’Équipe that the unannounced tests were carried out under the auspices of the federation, and that in the case of a sample showing elevated levels of cortisol, “a certificate preventing the practice of high level sport could be issued.”

“There were twenty tests, and one rider did not start again,” Lappartient continued.

In such a scenario, a rider is normally notified by registered mail that he is prevented from starting and must undergo further tests before returning to competition. L’Équipe notes that given the timeframe in Dunkerque, it would have been up to the team itself to withdraw the rider.

The only non-starter on stage five of the 4 Jours de Dunkerque was former Tour de France king of the mountains Anthony Charteau (Europcar). Team manager Jean-René Bernaudeau said that his rider withdrew from the race due to a knee injury.
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Old 16th May 2012   #674
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^ Bernaudeau less protective of Turgot then... Calls him an idiot, negligent and his missed tests as indefensible!
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Old 16th May 2012   #675
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Guilty until proven innocent. Tbh I find it morally concerning that they must declare their whereabouts for an hour every day.

Freedom of what?
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Old 16th May 2012   #676
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I find it morally concerning that they must declare their whereabouts for an hour every day.

Freedom of what?
They are free to retire from racing under the rules of the UCI, incorporating the WADA anti-doping rules. It's just a sports regulation, like any other. If you want to handle the ball, don't sign up to be an outfield player under FA rules.
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Old 17th May 2012   #677
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Tester: are there ever special dispensations made for 'my wife was giving birth', 'my father had been admitted to hospital' or 'there was a terrorist attack on a Madrid railway station'? I wonder.
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Old 17th May 2012   #678
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Tester: are there ever special dispensations made for 'my wife was giving birth', 'my father had been admitted to hospital' or 'there was a terrorist attack on a Madrid railway station'? I wonder.
I doubt it, Gregory probably tried all of those...
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Old 17th May 2012   #679
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I think Greg tried 'the dog ate my sample'
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Old 17th May 2012   #680
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I think he actually tried the "oh, I had 99 voicemails and couldn't get any more, so missed the test" bollocks
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Old 17th May 2012   #682
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I think he actually tried the "oh, I had 99 voicemails and couldn't get any more, so missed the test" bollocks

Original. My phone doesn't retrieve voicemail so that would work on me...
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Old 17th May 2012   #683
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where is johan?
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Old 17th May 2012   #684
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question: what system does the UCI use to check athletes whereabouts?
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Old 17th May 2012   #685
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Old 17th May 2012   #686
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question: what system does the UCI use to check athletes whereabouts?
LFGSS 'What are you doing now.. ' thread.

http://www.lfgss.com/post2894588-683.html
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Old 17th May 2012   #687
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This is an interesting article on Adams

http://www.velonation.com/Blogs/Ben-...ereabouts.aspx

Ben Greenwood was in my year at school and always beat me at cross country/ fell running.

CSB
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Old 17th May 2012   #688
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Read that as Adnams. I am disappoint.
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Old 17th May 2012   #689
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has anyone on here actually tried doping? I ask as I'm *genuinely concerned that a friend (not a cyclist) is doing so to get gains at the gym....
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Old 17th May 2012   #690
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I thought most people 'gaining' at gyms were juicing in some way or another.

Laugh at his shrivelled balls and he might stop or he might tear off your face 'roid raging.
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Old 17th May 2012   #691
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I worked with a guy who was on loads of stuff for bodybuilding, used to go into his office and he had one of those pill containers for mon, tues, wed etc. although he had each section full and it was for 8:00, 10:00, 12:00 etc. I tried to subtly ask him if he took ilegal stuff and he said he took everything bar artificial dieuretics as thats all thats banned for bodybuilding, he was very open and we had some interesting discussions about PEDs
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Old 17th May 2012   #692
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has anyone on here actually tried doping? I ask as I'm *genuinely concerned that a friend (not a cyclist) is doing so to get gains at the gym....
I should think a lot of people on here have fallen foul of doping regulations at one point or another.

When you say gains at the gym, what exactly do you mean?
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Old 17th May 2012   #693
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I took 4 x 200mg ibuprofen on Sunday. Saw all kinds of crazy shit.
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Old 17th May 2012   #694
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question: what system does the UCI use to check athletes whereabouts?
ADAMS online thing

https://adams.wada-ama.org/adams/

Inner Ring explains all

Cyclingtips goes into the detail more of what it means to the athlete

Interesting that the athletes who complain on twitter about early morning tests have actually requested an early morning test if it is to be carried out that day.
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Old 17th May 2012   #695
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Interesting that the athletes who complain on twitter about early morning tests have actually requested an early morning test if it is to be carried out that day.
That's true except they usually complain when they get the knock at 0530 instead of 0600!
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Old 17th May 2012   #696
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It's sensible to book the test early - more likely to be at home. Doesn't mean you're gonna enjoy being woken up though does it?

It's all bollocks, sack the lot and let the 5th cats run riot!
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Old 17th May 2012   #697
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just answer the door starkers with your best mangina on to fuck with them. be surprised if they come calling again quick, unless they're into that kind of thing of course.
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Old 17th May 2012   #698
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Isn't that how you answer the door normally? Have I been doing something wrong over here?
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