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Old 2nd July 2009   #4201
mobidogdonor
 
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that Brooklyn is gonna go full circle - so anti, that it creates it's own new genre of porn. Maybe like that indian guy with two dicks...

on that note, Possibly NSFW:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4202
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haha
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4203
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Scotts Brooklyn is made of win, total utility porn, it has no place in this thread.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4204
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oh come on it's right at home here! A massive, proud anti-porn.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4205
fruitbatdonor
No. Pink wheels with green bar tape can be anti-porn, but that Brooklyn is way to functional (and strangely beautiful) to appear in this thread.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4206
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indeed!
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4207
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whatever!
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4208
31trumdonor
 
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you need a slap for that super
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4209
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I'm finding this all highly amusing as i couldn't care less whether anyone likes this bike like i do.
But...i love a good debate, so i'd love to hear from those of you who dislike the bike what you consider to be wrong with it. If it's purely appearance then fine, that's personal choice.
There isn't a part on this bike that hasn't been chosen or made for a very good reason...and they've all been made to work perfectly together too.
So bring it on :)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4210
eyebrows
I can think of one










the rider!
ah hah hah hah hah!

Last edited by eyebrows; 2nd July 2009 at 13:11. Reason: i want that swiss military bike for me.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4211
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But...i love a good debate, so i'd love to hear from those of you who dislike the bike what you consider to be wrong with it.
I don't really dislike the bike, I just thought it would be fun to post it here. Although the colour is horrible, if you like it then who cares...

I might question why you didn't just build a normal audax bike with panniers though, but I suspect you were more interested in building it, than the actual practicality of it.

oh, and the bottles and tri bars are stupid. IMO.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4212
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I don't really dislike the bike, I just thought it would be fun to post it here. Although the colour is horrible, if you like it then who cares...

I might question why you didn't just build a normal audax bike with panniers though, but I suspect you were more interested in building it, than the actual practicality of it.

oh, and the bottles and tri bars are stupid. IMO.
I didn't build a normal audax bike because THIS is my bike...i don't have cash to build a specific audax bike...and have no need to as this works perfectly for what i need.
I didn't want to use racks and panniers either...the centrally mounted frame bag will have the heavier items in which keeps the weight more balanced than front or rear panniers.
The bottles are great for me...less weight than a front pannier...perfectly positioned to just reach down and pull them out...only a few inches forward of where a downtube mounted shifter sits.
Tri bars also make perfect sense for distance riding and i'm sure you don't need me to explain why?

Owt else? :)

*oh, and Brown is the new black dahling*
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4213
LdnGrrl
I like your cadbury bike Scott!
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4214
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for fucks sake i was only jesting. For the record i don't dislike your bike... in fact i think it's fucking magic for all different reasons, including its looks. however, by the unwritten rules of this thread it's a prime candidate... it's a frankenbeast and proud of it. jeez.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4215
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I'm finding this all highly amusing as i couldn't care less whether anyone likes this bike like i do.
But...i love a good debate, so i'd love to hear from those of you who dislike the bike what you consider to be wrong with it. If it's purely appearance then fine, that's personal choice.
There isn't a part on this bike that hasn't been chosen or made for a very good reason...and they've all been made to work perfectly together too.
So bring it on :)
Cunt, it looks fuckin wank! You want some do you, who the fuck do you think you are building shitty coloured shite like that!

Can I put some tags on this thread now?
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4216
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....it looks lish btw ;-)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4217
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I didn't build a normal audax bike because THIS is my bike...i don't have cash to build a specific audax bike...and have no need to as this works perfectly for what i need.
Fair enough.
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I didn't want to use racks and panniers either...the centrally mounted frame bag will have the heavier items in which keeps the weight more balanced than front or rear panniers.
They seem to work well for the millions of people that use them though. Reinventing the wheel perhaps?
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The bottles are great for me...less weight than a front pannier...perfectly positioned to just reach down and pull them out...only a few inches forward of where a downtube mounted shifter sits.
Seems a strange work around, you could of put bottles behind the seat without drilling into your forks.
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Tri bars also make perfect sense for distance riding and i'm sure you don't need me to explain why?
I know the benefit of tri bars darling, 100% of my riding is done on a TT bike... I also know how uncomfortable they can be at high RPMs and presumably you will be using a smallish gear, so when you're going 20 mph+ (anything less is a bit pointless on tri bars) you'll be bouncing up and down a lot. Then again you've got your bars quite high so you might not have any problems (have you done much testing?)... so that's probably not a concern.
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Owt else? :)
It's brown with gold bits.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4218
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for fucks sake i was only jesting. . jeez.
What you getting all stroppy about? is it cos it's sunny outside so you can't go out? :)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4219
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[insert witty retort]

meh.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4220
scott not scot
 
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Fair enough.
They seem to work well for the millions of people that use them though. Reinventing the wheel perhaps?
Seems a strange work around, you could of put bottles behind the seat without drilling into your forks.
I know the benefit of tri bars darling, 100% of my riding is done on a TT bike... I also know how uncomfortable they can be at high RPMs and presumably you will be using a smallish gear, so when you're going 20 mph+ (anything less is a bit pointless on tri bars) you'll be bouncing up and down a lot. Then again you've got your bars quite high so you might not have any problems (have you done much testing?)... so that's probably not a concern.
It's brown with gold bits.
Just because something works well for others it doesn't mean it's the only way to do things. Millions of people were happy using water bottles....does it mean camelbacks weren't worth inventing?

It's kind of difficult to mount bottles behind the saddle when it's gonna have a saddle bag mounted there. The forks have had proper bottle mounts brazed on, so they're no weaker than a downtube with bottle mounts.

You've answered your own questions on tri bars...they're not just for going fast in races...why do you think practically every bike in the RAAM uses them? They offer a position to rest on out of the wind....and when set up higher as on my bike they're far less uncomfortable.
As for Brown and gold...i love the two colours together...plain and simple.

Owt else? :)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4221
haj
I hate that silly chain from the saddle to the frame.. is that for when the seatpost breaks or whats the point? Just glue a ball in the hex-bolt.. Looks cleaner and works the same.
Other than that it's a nice bike.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4222
Hat He Chewed
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The forks have had proper bottle mounts brazed on, so they're no weaker than a downtube with bottle mounts.
I wasn't suggesting it would weaken the forks, but it's a lot of effort to go to, to fix a problem that doesn't exist.
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You've answered your own questions on tri bars...they're not just for going fast in races...why do you think practically every bike in the RAAM uses them?
Do many RAAM riders ride fixed?
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They offer a position to rest on out of the wind....and when set up higher as on my bike they're far less uncomfortable.
have you tested them over long distance yet then?
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4223
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I wasn't suggesting it would weaken the forks, but it's a lot of effort to go to, to fix a problem that doesn't exist.
Do many RAAM riders ride fixed?
have you tested them over long distance yet then?
Saddle bag...'check'
Frame bag...'check'
Not wanting to carry anything on my back...'check'

Can you think of a better solution than mounting them on the fork legs?

How many ride fixed is irrelevant. I'm not using the tri bars for flat out speed...it's to help over the whole distance to help rest my upper body and back....which they do if set high enough.

Yes...i used to run tri bars years ago...believe it or not i'm not new to cycling...i didn't just join the 'fixie' craze. :)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4224
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Just glue a ball in the hex-bolt.. Looks cleaner and works the same.
err...wouldn't you then never be able to adjust your saddle height or remove/replace the seatpost?
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4225
Hat He Chewed
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Can you think of a better solution than mounting them on the fork legs?
An audax bike with panniers and normal bottle cages? :D :D
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Yes...i used to run tri bars years ago...believe it or not i'm not new to cycling...i didn't just join the 'fixie' craze. :)
No, I mean have you tested this bike out over long distances?
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4226
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Scalpel
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4227
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superglue remover
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4228
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anyone got any picture's of shit lookin' bikes?
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4229
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An audax bike with panniers and normal bottle cages? :D :D


No, I mean have you tested this bike out over long distances?
Wanna buy me a new bike then?

Of course i've tested it....i rode it to brick lane to hang out outside shop 14....and tomorrow i'm gonna take it all the way down clerkenwell road.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4230
Hat He Chewed
If you can afford a Brooklyn and 2 dozen low pros.....
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4231
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It's not what ya know...it's who ya know....the Brooklyn cost me less than your Langster!
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4232
Hat He Chewed
Was it heavily discounted due to the colour? :D
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4233
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Was it heavily discounted due to the colour? :D
No i got it when they sponsored me to race in last years RAAM.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4234
Hat He Chewed
:)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4235
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scott your bike is shitty
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4236
jeremy pilk
This website also happens to have some of the nicest mountain bikes, and otherwise, i have seen.

Also, found this on there:


maybe someone could enlighten me.


[IMG]file:///Users/Black/Desktop/jamie-WorcestershireUK.jpg[/IMG]
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4237
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are you jamie from worcestershire?
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4238
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scott your bike is shitty
Is that the best you have?
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4239
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I don't understand the aerobars and non-areo bottle position...

£11 and room for 3 cages:
http://www.wiggle.co.uk/p/cycle/7/Ta...nt/5360016510/
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4240
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This website also happens to have some of the nicest mountain bikes, and otherwise, i have seen.

Also, found this on there:


maybe someone could enlighten me.


[IMG]file:///Users/Black/Desktop/jamie-WorcestershireUK.jpg[/IMG]
forward motion no matter which way you pedal but two bad chainlines
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4241
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I don't understand the aerobars and non-areo bottle position...

£11 and room for 3 cages:
http://www.wiggle.co.uk/p/cycle/7/Ta...nt/5360016510/
Lordy be!
How many times...the 'aero' bars are to help cheat wind and provide an alternative hand position that supports the upper body over longer distances..they're set high because as i said several times...they're not just for racing.

And AGAIN....i'm fitting a saddle bag!!!...so no saddle mounted bottles!!!
Sighhh. :)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4242
eyebrows
I'm sorry but what is the point of the wheels?
they seem to be round.
mine are blue.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4243
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I appreciate the aerobars, but the position of the waterbottles don't help with reducing wind resistance.

You didn't mention a saddle bag
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4244
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I appreciate the aerobars, but the position of the waterbottles don't help with reducing wind resistance.

You didn't mention a saddle bag
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It's kind of difficult to mount bottles behind the saddle when it's gonna have a saddle bag mounted there.
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Saddle bag...'check'
Frame bag...'check'
Not wanting to carry anything on my back...'check'

Can you think of a better solution than mounting them on the fork legs
Hmm...i think i mentioned the saddle bag twice on this page :)

As for wind resistance...i'm not going for the hour record here, i'm riding 240 miles fixed....the aero bars are for comfort first and foremost, but certainly help in the wind too...i'll be no slower with bottles on the forks than i would with panniers....and i see people touring with full panniers and tri bars all the time...for the same reasons as me.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4245
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Scott I like it. It's that utilitarian look, especially in poo brown. A bit of scrim net over the frame bags and it could be military issue.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4246
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Hmm...i think i mentioned the saddle bag twice on this page :)
Weird, my browser search function messed up there.
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4247
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I like it 'cos of it's anti-fixieness, the opposite of the usual aesthetic. It's also quite obvious this is a bike for going long missions on, not just for a ten miute burn along the hipster highway. It does look like it's made of chocolate though :D
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4248
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Scott could you mount the bottles on the underside of the tri bars?
In addition maybe? Campag aero bottles would look great (but fall out at the first bump)

Its great seeing such nice kit on the anti porn thread rather than the usual hipster/aerospok tosh.

Is there a 'utilitarian' or 'my bikes built for a reason' thread, I just can't be arsed to UTFS right now...
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4249
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Scott could you mount the bottles on the underside of the tri bars?
In addition maybe? Campag aero bottles would look great (but fall out at the first bump)
No need to, they're in the perfect place already...and they don't fall out at the first bump, or leak water all over my wheel, or block my lights :)
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Old 2nd July 2009   #4250
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Do you get yummy brake pad juice over the bottles though?
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