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Old 6th February 2009   #2401
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^^ Whats wrong with that?

Looks like a decent time trialing workhorse.
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Old 6th February 2009   #2402
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^^ Whats wrong with that?

Looks like a decent time trialing workhorse.
+1
Could do with a better brake lever, but thats nit picking.
I'd quite like that myself. Fancy a bit of fixed TTing
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Old 6th February 2009   #2403
haj
gabes: yah.. post it in porn.. :)
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Old 6th February 2009   #2404
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gabes: yah.. post it in porn.. :)
No way, prefer it in Anti-Porn.
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Old 8th February 2009   #2405
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yuck, wrong in so many ways.
forks are disgusting and dont match the frame. nor does the front wheel, disc, cranks, aero bars, saddle and worst of all... slack chain.

but hey its opinion. my bike once ended up in anti-porn
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Old 8th February 2009   #2406
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Yeah, those things may be true, but it's not "anti" porn is it?
Its not as bad as Pengy or some of the other tripe in this thread. There's no ill advised attempts to create handlebars out of plywood, bashgaurds out of chipboard or to couple mirrors with carbon Zipps is there? niether are there any retina burning colours, mish-mashed anodising or gold "bling". Its just 'ordinary'.

Minor rant over- bring on the real anti-porn! Go on, the really perverted stuff!!
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Old 8th February 2009   #2407
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[IMG]file:///Users/scraps/Library/Caches/TemporaryItems/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]

other than that it's not to bad
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Old 8th February 2009   #2408
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thats nasty
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Old 8th February 2009   #2409
Prime heretic
Le Smurf
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Old 8th February 2009   #2410
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The porthole is just the start...



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Old 8th February 2009   #2411
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Papal Colnago, built for JPII by Colnago, if it's good enough for the Pope...
i thought the pope rode BMX?
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Old 8th February 2009   #2412
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looks like fun at least
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Old 8th February 2009   #2413
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Double wrapped for safety?

Bar angle looks tres weird.
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Old 8th February 2009   #2414
nice chris
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Old 8th February 2009   #2415
nice chris
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Old 8th February 2009   #2416
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Papal Colnago, built for JPII by Colnago, if it's good enough for the Pope...
FFS, that's what -30 years ago?
GYAC, we've seen it a time or two...
EDIT: And the tyres are still flat...
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Old 8th February 2009   #2417
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It's not a great way to build up a 3rensho, but it's definitely not anti
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Old 8th February 2009   #2418
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i knida want that disc, just because its so over the top ugly
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Old 8th February 2009   #2419
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I think that pink bike is amazing.
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Old 8th February 2009   #2420
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Its a schwinn madison isnt it? And its actually running fixed.

That bike would feel well choppy with them huge bars when riding fast. Shouldve done the coaster brake thing.

And whats with the plastic potty stuck to the front? Built up by a japanese scat enthusiast for his girlfriend?
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Old 8th February 2009   #2421
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haha jap-scat
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Old 8th February 2009   #2422
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Old 8th February 2009   #2423
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haha
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Old 8th February 2009   #2424
pajamas
is that a subtle one about saddle heights hippy?
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Old 8th February 2009   #2425
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and stupid stems and grips, yes.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2426
Scot Not Scott
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Old 9th February 2009   #2427
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how is that anti porn, looks dope to me. im not keen on ergonomic bars and the white spokes look a bit wierd, but im sure it looks really good in real life.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2428
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@Melon
It's his bike. Some kind of ironic post I shouldn't wonder.

PS ergo bars are better, whatever they look like.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2429
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Scott's gone wrong.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2430
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At least it all matches. Seen far worse.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2431
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At least it all matches.
The bike is pink, the potty is red. Match fail
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Old 9th February 2009   #2432
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Storck must have a stiffness to weight ratio of an viagra crazerd ants erection, looks fantastic too!
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Old 9th February 2009   #2433
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I was hoping my bike would show up in this thread this week - the stickers are gone, but the rest is still as fugly.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2434
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hehe....check the spelling of the posters name people!

Seems i have me too much time on my hands for making up alias' of myself:)
fixed
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Old 9th February 2009   #2435
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Those tyres look like they could roll over a swimming pool full of custard and for that reason, I'm in.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2436
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dude this is dope, and now my desktop background
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Old 9th February 2009   #2437
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dude this is dope, and now my desktop background
And mine!

I have a Schwinn Madison which wants to look like that.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2438
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ok, another one, this time the hello kitty owners 2nd bike
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Old 9th February 2009   #2439
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ok, another one, this time the hello kitty owners 2nd bike
finally some proper anti
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Old 9th February 2009   #2440
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granted
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Old 9th February 2009   #2441
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is that a subtle one about saddle heights hippy?
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and stupid stems and grips, yes.


I don't even need to post. This shit writes itself.. :)


But wait, there's more!
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Old 9th February 2009   #2442
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finally some proper anti
needs another arrospok
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Old 9th February 2009   #2443
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Alloy dropouts? Pfft.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2444
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needs another arrospok
3 spoks one needs to be on a chain around the owners neck
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Old 9th February 2009   #2445
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Whoever it is that's started this copycat account is a cunt!
I've always loved your Storck scott....i know my litespeed won't be quite as nice, but it's gonna be pretty close!
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Old 9th February 2009   #2446
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Whoever it is that's started this copycat account is a cunt!
I've always loved your Storck scott....i know my litespeed won't be quite as nice, but it's gonna be pretty close!
You're the plagiarist mr.
Plagiarist's bikes are all beautiful. The litespeed will be no exception, sorry your plastic bike is just a bit shit really.
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Old 9th February 2009   #2447
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FFS, that's what -30 years ago?
GYAC, we've seen it a time or two...
EDIT: And the tyres are still flat...
pope's still dead....
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Old 9th February 2009   #2448
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ok, another one, this time the hello kitty owners 2nd bike
It's got squirrel road kill on the spok. :(
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Old 9th February 2009   #2449
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no this is road kill on (well not arrospok but) wheel
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Old 9th February 2009   #2450
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^^epic.
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