London Fixed-gear and Single-speed

Bobbo · 19th April 2012

MMmmmmmmmmmm. I quite like the tartan saddle.

#shame

dancing james · 19th April 2012

only because you come from the land of deep fried anything

19th April 2012

I actually really like it...

Bobbo · 19th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by dancing james

only because you come from the land of deep fried anything

Problem?

C.B. · 19th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mechamorgan

It's the juxtaposition that gets me. Like a man with a broke leg forlornly watching Usain Bolt...

Its more like a man with a shit bike thinking its almost as good as the one on the TV.
I have pity for your broken leg guy for this guy I have nothing.

Bobbo · 19th April 2012

Harsh but fair. Still, it has a nice saddle.

C.B. · 19th April 2012

I would say baring the white chain that is the part I would be most ashamed of

Mechamorgan · 19th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.B.

Its more like a man with a shit bike thinking its almost as good as the one on the TV.
I have pity for your broken leg guy for this guy I have nothing.

I was actually talking from the bikes perspective, but yeah, the owner deserves no pity.

Quote:

Originally Posted by daylightbombings

I actually really like it...

Hold it down son, your head gettin' blurred.

TM · 19th April 2012

TM · 19th April 2012

Mikey_Mike · 19th April 2012

Nothing that bad, actually £95 on ebay, but the bars!! LOL

Craven · 20th April 2012

This just soooooo wrong

jadias · 20th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craven

This just soooooo wrong

Sanddancer · 20th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by daylightbombings

What the eff is that chain about?

http://www.fatbirds.co.uk/3051/produ...114-links.aspx

20th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanddancer

http://www.fatbirds.co.uk/3051/produ...114-links.aspx

They any good?

20th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craven

This just soooooo wrong

Such a roast of peaaaaaaa

mdcc_tester · 20th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by daylightbombings

They any good?

Just a cheap chain for cruisers. If you like the style, it's going to be no worse than any other £10 BMX chain.

20th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcc_tester

Just a cheap chain for cruisers. If you like the style, it's going to be no worse than any other £10 BMX chain.

Nope hate it

jadias · 20th April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malaysian

Just noticed the 'Collaborate and listen' sticker(s). The bike's colours should have listened to that advice...

bmx_fred · 21st April 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LiteSpeed-...#ht_500wt_1187

TM · 21st April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmx_fred

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LiteSpeed-Titanium-Tuscany-Road-bike-Size-58cm-with-Ultegra-Triple-Carbon-FSA-/270956335634?pt=Mountain_Bikes&hash=item3f16419212 #ht_500wt_1187

.

bmx_fred · 21st April 2012

ta, needed embedding

spotter · 21st April 2012

nefarious · 21st April 2012

Those shifters,

TM · 21st April 2012

Yeap, one of those you look at, hoping to find redeeming features, but just gets worse the longer you look.

Alkali · 21st April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by jadias

Just noticed the 'Collaborate and listen' sticker(s). The bike's colours should have listened to that advice...

Any bike with Vanilla Ice lyrics in (possibly) waterproof stickers gets my vote. Please say it haz 'Hammertime!' on the nds

noca · 21st April 2012

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Neu-Colnago-F...item3f09965276

argh!!!

TM · 21st April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by noca

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Neu-Colnago-Forever-Record-RH-56cm-60038-/270743786102?pt=Sport_Radsport_Fahrradteile&hash=i tem3f09965276

argh!!!

You mean, you don't like butterflies?!

It's only €15,000!

noca · 21st April 2012

i prefer dragonflies
:)

mdcc_tester · 21st April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malaysian

Sie lieben nicht Schmetterlinge??

ftfy

mdcc_tester · 21st April 2012

Source is Japan, note the Engrish in the page title
http://www.colnago.co.jp/forever/index.html

col has been fixed · 21st April 2012

Good reason to stay single. That is horrendous.

modan · 21st April 2012

That colnago reminds me of a shower curtain i had.

dancing james · 21st April 2012

Anyone sensible would consider a divorce if given such an ugly bike as a wedding anniversary present.

1000archangels · 21st April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mechamorgan

It's the juxtaposition that gets me. Like a man with a broke leg forlornly watching Usain Bolt...

got original 650 forks:?

nefarious · 22nd April 2012

http://www.reddit.com/r/bikeporn

noca · 22nd April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by modan

That colnago reminds me of a shower curtain i had.

lol! :)

was it a wedding present too?

SP · 22nd April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by twist305

Quote:

Originally Posted by DFP

I appreciate this. Every other brand jumped on the fixie wagon by spitting out a unipack with nothing more a than a garish paintjob. This is actually creative and goes well with the brand image. The shape does not look like it will interfere with the function. Actually looks quite dynamic in a good way. Bike seems pretty decent as a bike in itself. Hasn't got the daft bullhorn + crosstops setup that seems so common. Good saddle for an OTP. Also the price isnt crazy compared to a bianch pista.

Are you having a laugh? It's fucking awful! In that respect it does 'go' well with the brand image.

The Pista is also an overpriced piece of shit, only being worth the £400 it sold at a few years ago.

jambon · 22nd April 2012

spotter · 22nd April 2012

^ wrong, but i wonder if its been done for health reasons?

Quote:

Originally Posted by nefarious

http://www.reddit.com/r/bikeporn

there is some god awful shite on there

hbmagpies · 22nd April 2012

^whats with the down tube? is that a built in pump, or a compartment for smuggling contaban?

spotter · 22nd April 2012

a battery, its an electric-hybrid

O'Shane · 22nd April 2012

^^^^ Saddle is also too high for her

hbmagpies · 22nd April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by spotter

a battery, its an electric-hybrid

I see. Still gash to look at.

DFP · 22nd April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by spotter

^ wrong, but i wonder if its been done for health reasons?

there is some god awful shite on there

I like this. Great piece of design. It's going to look a little kooky because its an electric bike, but they have done a great job making it look sporty. Can you see the way the battery clips in to the down tube? Great I think. But a motorised bike absolutely needs mudguards and perhaps a sprung saddle too which they probably skipped to keep it looking good.

8bits · 22nd April 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackass

Dual Speed! Record Titanium rear mech is there only as chain tensioner, therefore only one (left) Campagnolo Record Titanium ergo shifter is installed. Rear brake caliper hangs there solely for visual balance. No real braking there. Regardless of that it's a very nice & functional ride and I've been using it regularly. Very happy & proud of it. :) Many more details... Pantographed vertical tube (Ugo's Signature), Campy Cables etc. Stiil lookin' for newer, more rest-of-the-group-correct headset, but not in rush for that cause C-Record just looks the part! ... & would like to get Chromed railed Brooks switched with Titanium one. Same model, same color... Maybe that's why it hurts so much to actually go for it and pay double the amount for the thing! :)

http://www.pedalroom.com/bike/de-ros...m-beograd-5536

WTF! I wan't to slap that guy so hard.

Carabo · 22nd April 2012

^ The degradation of Man, right there.

scorch · 22nd April 2012

that is totally fucked up

TheorySwine · 22nd April 2012

Saw that last night. Put it down to the reams of top-notch blotter acid I'd necked, but here it still is in the cold light of comedown day.

nutsjesmoar · 22nd April 2012

Wow that is horrible.

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19th April 2012	#23901
Bobbo	MMmmmmmmmmmm. I quite like the tartan saddle. #shame
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19th April 2012	#23902
dancing james	only because you come from the land of deep fried anything
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19th April 2012	#23903
daylightbombings	I actually really like it...
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19th April 2012	#23906
Bobbo	Harsh but fair. Still, it has a nice saddle.
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19th April 2012	#23907
C.B.	I would say baring the white chain that is the part I would be most ashamed of
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19th April 2012	#23911
Mikey_Mike	Nothing that bad, actually £95 on ebay, but the bars!! LOL
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20th April 2012	#23912
Craven	This just soooooo wrong
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21st April 2012	#23920
bmx_fred	http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LiteSpeed-...#ht_500wt_1187
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21st April 2012	#23922
bmx_fred	ta, needed embedding
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21st April 2012	#23924
nefarious	Those shifters,
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21st April 2012	#23925
TM	Yeap, one of those you look at, hoping to find redeeming features, but just gets worse the longer you look.
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21st April 2012	#23927
noca	http://www.ebay.de/itm/Neu-Colnago-F...item3f09965276 argh!!!
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21st April 2012	#23929
noca	i prefer dragonflies :)
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21st April 2012	#23931
mdcc_tester	Source is Japan, note the Engrish in the page title http://www.colnago.co.jp/forever/index.html
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21st April 2012	#23932
col has been fixed	Good reason to stay single. That is horrendous.
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21st April 2012	#23933
modan	That colnago reminds me of a shower curtain i had.
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21st April 2012	#23934
dancing james	Anyone sensible would consider a divorce if given such an ugly bike as a wedding anniversary present.
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22nd April 2012	#23936
nefarious	http://www.reddit.com/r/bikeporn
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22nd April 2012	#23941
hbmagpies	^whats with the down tube? is that a built in pump, or a compartment for smuggling contaban?
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22nd April 2012	#23942
spotter	a battery, its an electric-hybrid
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22nd April 2012	#23943
O'Shane	^^^^ Saddle is also too high for her
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22nd April 2012	#23947
Carabo	^ The degradation of Man, right there.
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22nd April 2012	#23948
scorch	that is totally fucked up
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22nd April 2012	#23949
TheorySwine	Saw that last night. Put it down to the reams of top-notch blotter acid I'd necked, but here it still is in the cold light of comedown day.
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22nd April 2012	#23950
nutsjesmoar	Wow that is horrible.
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