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Old 13th October 2009   #5851
RuffStuff
i think he needs to meet jab jab and uppercut personally ;-)
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Old 13th October 2009   #5853
barber
 
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my god. Life just got a little worse.
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Old 13th October 2009   #5854
Crispin Gloverdonor
 
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*buys three*
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Old 13th October 2009   #5855
Superprecisedonor
 
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I'm out.
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Old 13th October 2009   #5856
Donkey Rhubarbdonor
 
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you will always look very stylish and unique to the others!
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Old 13th October 2009   #5857
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You've got the bike, you've got the bag, you got a fake 2-way-radio made from old cigarette packets, you post on moving target... now get the fake tattoos.
Ha Ha to ∞

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Old 13th October 2009   #5858
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when they go wrong...
Could've been a nice bike - what is going on with that seat post? also what look like 28 inch dowhill bars, and chequerd flag sticker?

I do love the joints on those caad frames though
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Old 13th October 2009   #5859
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If You are so keen to fight on the honor of the GorgeaousBabyGreenBikeWithGorgeousBabyPinkWheel, You will just have to look deep inside Yourself and find that there is no real reason for it.
The reason for fighting is so that slowstephen can show you that the bike is actually very nice, he will fight you so good that you'll wonder why you ever thought it was ugly.
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Old 13th October 2009   #5860
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The reason for fighting is so that slowstephen can show you that the bike is actually very nice, he will fight you so good that you'll wonder why you ever thought it was ugly.
Yeah, that seems to be reasonable method for it. :)
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Old 13th October 2009   #5861
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Old 13th October 2009   #5862
rik
 
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why God gives nice frames to the puppy killers???
I want a nice road bike to stick some gears on.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5863
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seat post is only in the seat tube a few centimeters ? is that's the case it's only a matter of time before the seat cluster borks.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5864
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Its a mASsive POC
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Old 14th October 2009   #5865
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This isn't really anti-porn, but something certainly went wrong. Spotted in the Imperial College bike shed.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5866
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I know it is really, really wrong, but I like that Merckx *looks embarrassed*


...Also, while I'm here, I just thought I'd say that I've been looking for a fight for a while but I'm struggling to find one in my size. If you're up for one pls send me a PM....
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Old 14th October 2009   #5867
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This isn't really anti-porn, but something certainly went wrong. Spotted in the Imperial College bike shed.
In an effort to save a few precious grams he decided 1 chainring bolt would suffice -

he was wrong
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Old 14th October 2009   #5868
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Instant inverted penis syndrome -
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Old 14th October 2009   #5869
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So how long until we start seeing that rear wheel on the front and in shocking pink on the streets of Swinging London Town.

(apols id repost)http://www.bassobikes.eu/archivio/G_Color1_47.jpg
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Old 14th October 2009   #5870
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...Also, while I'm here, I just thought I'd say that I've been looking for a fight for a while but I'm struggling to find one in my size. If you're up for one pls send me a PM....
heh-heh, cracking.. There are people willing to give out beatings for less than a tenner ;)
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Old 14th October 2009   #5871
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I
...Also, while I'm here, I just thought I'd say that I've been looking for a fight for a while but I'm struggling to find one in my size. If you're up for one pls send me a PM....
I have a small carbon one.
Should give you a stiff yet forgiving joust, but may fail catastrophically.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5872
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*cough*
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Old 14th October 2009   #5873
mitre_tester
 
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Had to be done
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Old 14th October 2009   #5874
sorethroatdonor
 
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aw man that's harsh.

actually thats not bad at all compared to whats being said on it's own thread
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Old 14th October 2009   #5875
Broux
Apart from the front wheel, I sort of like it. Though I would also change the saddle

No foot retention + brakeless = FAIL (For that poor Merckx)
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Old 14th October 2009   #5876
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Apart from the front wheel, I sort of like it.
Well, according to the Sheldon Brown's gospel "More spokes better than less" :-)
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Old 14th October 2009   #5877
Broux
I'm thinking more about the shitty colour ;D
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Old 14th October 2009   #5878
Crispin Gloverdonor
 
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Love the Merckx and Raleigh frames. I'm shirking convention here, I'm on my own, I'm all the way out there with my bollocks in my hand, I'm I don't care!
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Old 14th October 2009   #5879
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Had to be done
White chains are cunty
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Old 14th October 2009   #5880
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Apart from the front wheel, I sort of like it. Though I would also change the saddle

No foot retention + brakeless = FAIL (For that poor Merckx)
its got a brake hasnt it?
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Old 14th October 2009   #5881
east end imagesdonor
 
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^Merckx^
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Old 14th October 2009   #5882
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its got a brake hasnt it?
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Old 14th October 2009   #5883
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Easy enough.
I saw some nobber in a full set of that burton gear in the alps earlier this year, jacket, trousers, the works. Twunt even had a matching design on his board.
Epic snowboard fail
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Old 14th October 2009   #5884
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Old 14th October 2009   #5885
east end imagesdonor
 
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Baby blue or fluo green? Baby blue or fluo green? Fcuk it, have both!
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Old 14th October 2009   #5886
fruitbatdonor
We may have a new winner here. The most anti-porn bike of the year?
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Old 14th October 2009   #5887
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The only thing spoiling that is the saddle IMO! Get a white Turbo on there and that is one out there HHSB.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5888
fruitbatdonor
You're a sick puppy Mr Precise
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Old 14th October 2009   #5889
mitre_tester
 
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Eeek!
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Old 14th October 2009   #5890
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We may have a new winner here. The most anti-porn bike of the year?
It's so obviously trying to be offensive that it doesn't really meet the usual test of anti-porn, that of inadvertent taste fail.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5891
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It's so obviously trying to be offensive that it doesn't really meet the usual test of anti-porn, that of inadvertent taste fail.
Hole in one!
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Old 14th October 2009   #5892
fruitbatdonor
I'm not sure that you're right. I'm guessing that the photo you posted is from the same album?
"Inadvertent taste fail"?; I think so.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5893
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I saw some nobber in a full set of that burton gear in the alps earlier this year, jacket, trousers, the works. Twunt even had a matching design on his board.
Epic snowboard fail
helmet + glasses + pulled up socks = epic style fail.

Its how I roll :(
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Old 14th October 2009   #5894
Superprecisedonor
 
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don't forget the evil knievel gloves... *wretch*
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Old 14th October 2009   #5895
nuknowdonor
 
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He would be Big in Japan.
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Old 15th October 2009   #5896
Balkidonor
 
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Tom Waits?
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Old 15th October 2009   #5897
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Old 15th October 2009   #5898
east end imagesdonor
 
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It's spreading around like fire (The GBB™)
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Old 15th October 2009   #5899
fruitbatdonor
My '52 Holdsworth might need repainting after all.
*Sob*
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Old 15th October 2009   #5900
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