London Fixed-gear and Single-speed SJS Cycles

Texas · 29th September 2009

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Originally Posted by mitre_tester

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/%21BbdOU8g%2...Fg%7E%7E_3.JPG
For so many reasons. The only decent thing about it is the small area of Gorgeous Baby Blue™ paint.

check the bars on this. they're cut off therefore it is nigh on impossible to brake? why would you do this?

Booga · 29th September 2009

Nice woodshed though. Open sides to ensure proper air circulation, helping to dry the wood to a moisture content of less than 21% which will ensure more efficient burning with a greater heat output and less volatile organic compounds escaping up the flue, which can condense on the way up and stick to the flue lining, leading to chimney fires.

a1astair · 29th September 2009

based on the generic sign for a bike, apparently..

mitre_tester · 29th September 2009

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Originally Posted by Texas

check the bars on this. they're cut off therefore it is nigh on impossible to brake?

If he'd wanted decent braking, he wouldn't have put Deltas on it. £30 Tektro Dual Pivots are functionally superior.

mitre_tester · 29th September 2009

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Originally Posted by a1astair

I definitely want a go on that.

31trum · 29th September 2009

vinylvillain · 29th September 2009

Isnt that a Ben Wilson project for some TFL road safety campaign or summat

31trum · 29th September 2009

yup

http://www.benwilsondesign.co.uk/

a1astair · 29th September 2009

it's a nice concept, but as a bike it's shithouse

a1astair · 29th September 2009

not sure if this counts as a bike and i'm not really sure where it belonds, but this is pretty cool from his site..

would just have to be on your lookout for MikeC

spagettihoops · 29th September 2009

Pistanator · 29th September 2009

Ted in Japan?

spagettihoops · 29th September 2009

CMWC's innit.

Pistanator · 29th September 2009

Cmwc??

spagettihoops · 29th September 2009

cycle messenger world championships.

no*dice · 29th September 2009

no one uploaded the the full amount of shit?
http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment...1&d=1254264415

LdnGrrl · 29th September 2009

Yeah no lug detailing and name brand on the down tube would make it look better. Also needs better handlebars!!

dancing james · 29th September 2009

a really talented but colour blind painter

Superprecise · 29th September 2009

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Originally Posted by dancing james

a really talented but colour blind painter

Ironically Grant who owns Mercian is actually colourblind.

forms · 29th September 2009

east end images · 30th September 2009

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Originally Posted by no*dice

no one uploaded the the full amount of shit?

What with the bullhorns? (leaving the crazy daltonist's colour scheme). Is he planning to friggin' dive in the lake next?!

nuknow · 30th September 2009

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Originally Posted by a1astair

not sure if this counts as a bike and i'm not really sure where it belonds, but this is pretty cool from his site..

would just have to be on your lookout for MikeC

Why are you posting this here?! It´s not a bike, it´s a lambo. Are you that colour-blind!?

nuknow · 30th September 2009

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Originally Posted by Pistanator

Ted in Japan?

(just on an interesting note ;-)

skunkworks · 30th September 2009

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Originally Posted by a1astair

not sure if this counts as a bike and i'm not really sure where it belonds, but this is pretty cool from his site..

would just have to be on your lookout for MikeC

That's beautiful!

AlexKh · 30th September 2009

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Originally Posted by nuknow

I don´t get this bike, apart from the retarded choice of components, the clearances look out of place

looks like the guy sticked on some 700c forks on a Lopro.

I know this is now somewhat "old", but I gotta ask..
What's with the rear wheel clearance to the frame? Or the lack of it that is.. is it made for a 650c wheel? 'Cause that'd look like a "melting tent circus midget bike" rather than a "melting tent bike"..

31trum · 30th September 2009

it has a pierced seat-tube, so the rear wheel can sit through it, making the rear triangle tighter

AlexKh · 30th September 2009

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Originally Posted by 31t®um

it has a pierced seat-tube, so the rear wheel can sit through it, making the rear triangle tighter

Aha, I see it now!
Well, in that case, with some other components this would make a really nice bike..

Donkey Rhubarb · 30th September 2009

^One long wheely.Looks like it would topple backwards if you sat on it.In my dishonest opinion.

melon · 30th September 2009

i reckon that lo-pro is meant to have a 650 front wheel and fork, but its been replaced by 700c wheel and fork.

nebulus · 30th September 2009

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Originally Posted by no*dice

no one uploaded the the full amount of shit?
http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment...1&d=1254264415

Wow this thing is on ebay for £4450 buy it now, there is also option of best offer so I submitted a fair bid of £1.50p, its going to cost a bit to 'adjust' the colour scheme.

Plastic Pedals · 1st October 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1astair

based on the generic sign for a bike, apparently..

those wheels and tyres would look awesome on my bike

MyQul · 1st October 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1astair

based on the generic sign for a bike, apparently..

Looks like the bike the michelin man would ride

Manc Ronnie · 2nd October 2009

Vintage Nishiki fram given the treatment....

Mikey_Mike · 2nd October 2009

omg there is sick dripping through my pants.

Lolo · 4th October 2009

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/r.../Masi-side.jpg

Superprecise · 4th October 2009

Good call.

maxcrowe · 4th October 2009

Mc_Nebula · 5th October 2009

Da man says:

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This might possibly be the sickest Single Speed know to man. I just finished installing my "one of a kind" Woodgrain aerospoke set on a stock single speed Se Lager... let me know what you think Show you what ten g's look like. finished my bike today, with the woodgrain wheels

---Hussel Premium "what ever your Hussel, keep it Premium"
husselpremium@gmail.com

http://www.cyclofiend.com/ssg/2009/s...ussel0309.html

mr lunch · 5th October 2009

Woodgrain and bike should never meet!

maxcrowe · 5th October 2009

That bike should have been destroyed at birth.

east end images · 5th October 2009

There's not enough chrome, though. This is a bike for someone who drives a Jag during the week and needs a pub bike for a Sunday roast at his local.

Oh, and there should be an ashtray mounted on the bars too!

MyQul · 5th October 2009

They just look like they've had anti theft paste spread all over them to stop anyone stealing them

Superprecise · 5th October 2009

Haha, anti-theft paste!

hippy · 5th October 2009

Pukes on Hussel's cock.

Crispin Glover · 5th October 2009

Yes, I think we might have found the shittest looking bike ever made by man. Pengy, your crown is at risk.

hippy · 5th October 2009

RPM · 5th October 2009

frame fail, wheel fail, pedal fail, saddle fail, bar/grip fail.

chain tension fail.

Balki · 5th October 2009

I'd ride it as is... except the saddle :)

Smallfurry · 5th October 2009

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Originally Posted by hippy

Pukes on Hussel's cock.

If your gag reflex is that sensitive, dont put it that far in :)

(Sorry for the purile sexist rubbish, but it was unavoidable I'm afraid)

hippy · 5th October 2009

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Originally Posted by Smallfurry

If your gag reflex is that sensitive, dont put it that far in :)

Speaking from experience, obviously.

Thanks for your tip, unfortunately not necessary as it was a power spew from some distance. A new record I think due to the sheer pengyness of the bike in question.

You can go back to your "lunch" now. :-O

:-)

29th September 2009	#5656
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no*dice	no one uploaded the the full amount of shit? http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment...1&d=1254264415 Attached Thumbnails
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4th October 2009	#5685
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29th September 2009	#5652
Booga	Nice woodshed though. Open sides to ensure proper air circulation, helping to dry the wood to a moisture content of less than 21% which will ensure more efficient burning with a greater heat output and less volatile organic compounds escaping up the flue, which can condense on the way up and stick to the flue lining, leading to chimney fires.
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29th September 2009	#5653
a1astair	based on the generic sign for a bike, apparently..
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29th September 2009	#5657
vinylvillain	Isnt that a Ben Wilson project for some TFL road safety campaign or summat
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29th September 2009	#5658
31trum	yup http://www.benwilsondesign.co.uk/
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29th September 2009	#5659
a1astair	it's a nice concept, but as a bike it's shithouse
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29th September 2009	#5660
a1astair	not sure if this counts as a bike and i'm not really sure where it belonds, but this is pretty cool from his site.. would just have to be on your lookout for MikeC
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29th September 2009	#5662
Pistanator	Ted in Japan?
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29th September 2009	#5663
spagettihoops	CMWC's innit.
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29th September 2009	#5665
spagettihoops	cycle messenger world championships.
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29th September 2009	#5667
LdnGrrl	Yeah no lug detailing and name brand on the down tube would make it look better. Also needs better handlebars!!
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29th September 2009	#5668
dancing james	a really talented but colour blind painter
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30th September 2009	#5676
31trum	it has a pierced seat-tube, so the rear wheel can sit through it, making the rear triangle tighter
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30th September 2009	#5678
Donkey Rhubarb	^One long wheely.Looks like it would topple backwards if you sat on it.In my dishonest opinion.
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30th September 2009	#5679
melon	i reckon that lo-pro is meant to have a 650 front wheel and fork, but its been replaced by 700c wheel and fork.
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2nd October 2009	#5683
Manc Ronnie	Vintage Nishiki fram given the treatment....
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2nd October 2009	#5684
Mikey_Mike	omg there is sick dripping through my pants.
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5th October 2009	#5689
mr lunch	Woodgrain and bike should never meet!
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5th October 2009	#5690
maxcrowe	That bike should have been destroyed at birth.
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5th October 2009	#5691
east end images	There's not enough chrome, though. This is a bike for someone who drives a Jag during the week and needs a pub bike for a Sunday roast at his local. Oh, and there should be an ashtray mounted on the bars too!
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5th October 2009	#5692
MyQul	They just look like they've had anti theft paste spread all over them to stop anyone stealing them
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5th October 2009	#5693
Superprecise	Haha, anti-theft paste!
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5th October 2009	#5694
hippy	Pukes on Hussel's cock.
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5th October 2009	#5695
Crispin Glover	Yes, I think we might have found the shittest looking bike ever made by man. Pengy, your crown is at risk.
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5th October 2009	#5697
RPM	frame fail, wheel fail, pedal fail, saddle fail, bar/grip fail. chain tension fail.
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5th October 2009	#5698
Balki	I'd ride it as is... except the saddle :)
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