London Fixed-gear and Single-speed SJS Cycles

hello! for those who "ran out of money" last night, didn't make it or what ever i have some of these t-shirts left over.
Gildan ultra cotton shirts, sizes M (fits like a large) and S (fits like a medium... go figure) in black with a white screen print.
sweet as a nut and they've got a skull on them so you can back up that all hard talk and look like a tough guy. or gal.




all that for just £15! i can post for £2 or you can pick up at polo on a sunday/from my house in E2.
paypal is ok, but folding golden nuggets are good too.

thanks! :D

More than a passing resemblance to the Brixton Pista tee shirt that couriers wear....coincidence, or "flattery"?

ignorance? its not that close, the brixotn pista tee is closer to the motorhead bastard artwork than this to the brixton pista tee (by a long shot)... the 'london' font is the same though... hmmn.

Clearly you swiped that from the London Dungeon.

no i reckon it has been plagiarised from the middle ages.

is it me or is 'fixed fucked' difficult to say? what does it mean anyway?

typefaces are all from house industries. or get a rip off here : http://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=401&page=1
fixed fucked, a paradox? i ride fixed, but i'm fucked? unbroken but broken? deep stuff. :D

no offence but they make you look like a cunt

Anyway, muppets like me have these, neither courier nor Brixtonite. So there's no street cred having either :P

but not you. wow lucky.

why do you need to shout about the fact you ride fixed though?

Those ones are better, because they incorporate vomit. And a swearword!! I might buy one but only if there's some left by next sunday. (in newcastle this weekend)

it's not a big deal..

anyone's grandma can ride fixed wheel..

anyone can rip off motorhead..

if you can see no gears or freewheel it's obvious to those 'in the know' that you ride fixed.
if you don't know what a fixed bike is you wouldn't know what a skull, vomit, handlebars and the word 'fixed' meant.

If you like the pretty picture buy it if you don't like it, don't.

Wayne: can I get a "What a Cunt" shirt to match the Cuntster? Thanks.

that drawing would make an good tatoo if it had a shark in it some where. and a laser beam.

infact if some one changes the vomit to say gear, and puts a shark with a laserbeem on its head in there i may verry well get it tatooed on myself

You just know one of the photoshop whores are sorting that out as I type..

i hope so i need more tatoos

Have you got my name tattooed along your cock yet like you promised?

i think yours should read 'The Cunt"

i thought you wanted around the tip.... woops

Yeah, true, we wouldn't want to misinform the public. :)

I had plans to grab some of Andy White's shirts when I went home.. but seeing as though I didn't go home.. err.. yeah that didn't work.

didn't go home... mel cant be happy with that.

Don't make me contact immigration and have your visa canceled for suspected terror activities..

i wont tell her

i'll bring some of these tees over to polo, around 2 ish.
gosh you lot are a tough crowd ;)
i'm planning more designs and more colours with an online retail empire that may take over the world, but i'll keep you all posted on that.
thanks!

matt

. doh .

While I think this thread could use a bump (because I think Matt still has some), it's a pity it's done by someone blatantly trying to make their five posts (because they've done it in at least two other threads).

While I support the intentions behind the 5 posts/2 days thing, it actually seems to be lowering the quality of contributions because of all the threads that have several consecutive posts which just go "lol" or "OMG fixie rofl"

As an adendum: cerophase, why don't you make a real contribution or just FUCK OFF. When, in a day or two, you try to sell something I'm going to try my hardest to derail the thread and undermine whatever deal you are trying to strike.

Do you still got one in Medium Matt ? If you do just pm me your paypal and I will gladly
buy one.

what about XL?

My new t-shirt

It needs ironing.

ok. bumpity bump.

some large sized t-shirts remain.
going to let them go for £10 each.

anyone?

I'd have one like Matt....

Is large, really large?

I work in Shoreditch remember.......has to be toit

ha! it's a gildan tee, technically a medium that i say fits like a large. you're welcome to come round and try. i live just off brick lane. ish.

ish???

Ha, no worries pal. You had me at 'Ha!'

You around today/later?

PM instead you say?

Matt, I will like to try one too.

When is best to came around and try it?

cheers wf, pm'd.

rik, you can swing by tonight? round 7? or when ever. the weekend or something. :D

weekend better, I will PM you

cool.

I feel you have kinda jinxed them by putting 13 on a skull

craps. i did?

besides. they make you/me look like a cunt so that'd be a good reason not to buy. i'm out.

can i borrow your vogue covers book sometime. thxbai xo

Oi Dale that's mine, don't be mean to the boy!

i think he was being serious vic. :D

No way, that never happens.

ha

if you want, i can take some over to boston/nyc when i go in a month?