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Old 23rd August 2009   #19351
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I agree about everything, but those bars.
The bar is the icing on the cake for me, perfect for bombing around the city.
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19352
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thought so, looks odd.
So do the risers...
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19353
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i just don't like the way a bike rides when hands are postured "down and out", wide apart, and swept behind the steerer. beautiful bike though. really well put together. fenders are perfect. colors are perfect.

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Old 23rd August 2009   #19354
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Will no one ever learn to just ignore DW?

There's got to be some way to get him to tone it down on the net (while continuing to build what I imagine are excellent bicycles from a functional standpoint). Personally I wouldn't call them porn-worthy in a LFGSS way, but to each their own.

Ok fine I'd admit it, there's probably no getting DW to tone it down... heh.

Anyway, seeing there were shots of a Masi track bike I reckoned I might post these... not the best shots, sorry!
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19355
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I've got no problem with what DW posts. I personally don't think he needs to tone anything down
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19356
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I was largely being facetious, but whatever... I think he comes across poorly on the internet, you don't.
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19357
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Do you mean I come across well on the internet? Thanks ;)
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19358
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That photo does make you seem pretty suave...
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19359
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here are some bikes that were at an antique bike fair, is the handlebar end gearing system on the paris common?

p.s. sorry about the photos
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19360
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We just got a really nice 3Rensho TT. Check the brake behind the BB.

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Old 23rd August 2009   #19361
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^^ The Paris is sort of "Flying Gate-esque"
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19362
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^^ The Paris is sort of "Flying Gate-esque"
condor are doing quite a nice remake

http://www.condorcycles.com/parisg.html
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Old 23rd August 2009   #19363
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is the handlebar end gearing system on the paris common?
Still fairly common on touring bikes, e.g. they're stock on the archetypal CTC bike Dawes Galaxy. Shimano models are Ultegra SL-BS64 and DuraAce SL-BS77/78/79, Campag in Record 10v only, SRAM TT600, TT900 and the incredibly expensive R2C. DuraAce, Record and SRAM are really aimed at the TT/Triathlon market
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Old 24th August 2009   #19364
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here are some bikes that were at an antique bike fair, is the handlebar end gearing system on the paris common?
As mitre_tester says they are pretty common on touring bikes. I read somewhere that this is due to parts being easier to get hold of (as compared to combined shifter/brake calipers), if something brakes when you're out travelling (they are the same as down tube shifters only mounted differently). They are a pretty simple design too, so they are pretty robust.

Another reason (why I have them on the utility bike) is to combine a mountain bike drive chain with drop bars (also a popular combination for touring). The only snag is the need for reasonably expensive Dura-ace TT shifters (I did'nt find any other compatible triple + 9-speed shifters at least) to run a 9-speed MTB drive chain. One thing I love about them is the fact that they do not reset their position after shifting. So you can tell what gears you are using, by feel.
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Old 24th August 2009   #19365
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We just got a really nice 3Rensho TT. Check the brake behind the BB.
That's a bit special. What's the damage?
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Old 24th August 2009   #19366
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Barcons: Far less can go wrong with them and they (or their cables mostly) don't interfere with handlebar bags. Some muppets also use the setup on their race bikes..

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Old 24th August 2009   #19367
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We just got a really nice 3Rensho TT. Check the brake behind the BB.
that doesn't look set up correctly. Seems to be missing some housing.

this forum has surprised me before, though.
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Old 24th August 2009   #19368
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My early 90's Giant Escape (in a fruity pink/purple/mint colourway) had a u brake mounted by the BB - on a road bike I assume this is fine - on a MTB however a rusty mud magnet!
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Old 24th August 2009   #19369
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from velospace (http://velospace.org/node/22787):

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Old 25th August 2009   #19370
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Old 25th August 2009   #19371
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48 grammes of beauty.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19372
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48 grams of useless if it not comfortable for some thought.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19373
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Squoocher!!!!thats some seat - love the business suit stripes! business time alright! how much £? and where from?
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Old 25th August 2009   #19374
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The pain is part of the pleasure :)
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Old 25th August 2009   #19375
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The pain is part of the pleasure :)
You're doing it wrong then!
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Old 25th August 2009   #19376
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Squoocher!!!!thats some seat - love the business suit stripes! business time alright! how much £? and where from?
http://www.poshbikes.com/product.php?id=77

Only £300 squid.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19377
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He meant the 3rensho - hence the fact he said Squoocher! Thought Squoocher was an exclamation of desire at first but it's actually Squoocher's name. Squoocher.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19378
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48 grams of useless if it not comfortable for some thought.
Don't be bitter Ed...
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Old 25th August 2009   #19379
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"readers wives" I think is the term around here?
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Old 25th August 2009   #19380
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He meant the 3rensho - hence the fact he said Squoocher! Thought Squoocher was an exclamation of desire at first but it's actually Squoocher's name. Squoocher.
I can't read I just look at the pictures :)
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Old 25th August 2009   #19381
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He meant the 3rensho - hence the fact he said Squoocher! Thought Squoocher was an exclamation of desire at first but it's actually Squoocher's name. Squoocher.
It's more than just a name, my friend. Squoocher was the tag of my platoon commander in Nam (i'm a yank called Hank: Hank the Yank to my good ol' boys back in Missouri). In Vietnam we had a word for guys like you, Machineisbored, Stuttering Stus... they'd copped so much flak from Charlie they didn't know their tush from their tailpipe, and they'd repeat over 'n' over, i said, repeat darn near everything they said over 'n' over. It was a sorry ass sight... Tell me, Machineisbored, I don't know what sort of a pie you eat with your beans, son, and frankly its non of my freakin business, but I'd wager my house you chew that pie til it's as mushy as a Chinaman's breakfast. Your generation didn't grow up with Charlie humping its leg. You never ate Charlie, drank Charlie, slept with Charlie. Damn it, you never wet your bed and screamed the air blue for your freakin momma aged 22 because of Charlie. Look me in the eye and tell me you've haluncinated Ali Baba through the updraft of a Huey chopper and I'll hold a mirror to your face and show you a filthy liar. So you like a comfy saddle. A comfy saddle is a picnic, son, a a stroll in the sunshine compared to Nam. We had men lose fingers, and get lost in the middle of the night and come back bitten to hell from mosquitos the size of roaches. They were good men, Machineisbored. Good men. They didn't deserve to be out there, being nunchucked in the pips in the withering heat of the filthy jungle. None of us did. Your comfy saddle will wear thin with time. But Squoocher Mulligans going to grow old never being able to press the tip of his left little finger into his baby daughter's face and feel the warmth of her soft smile. Think of that as you swallow that soft runny pie. I hope you choke.
I apologise, Nam brings back terrible terrible memories.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19382
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I've just finished (well, pretty much) my first single speed conversion on a very tight budget. Quite happy with it and thanks for the people that helped me in getting the right parts.
That's actually quite nice though a serious reader's wives faux pas...

I assume you're going to put some form of foot retention on it in order to keep your toes out of your nostrils?

Otherwise not bad work at all though ;)


P.S. - Slack chain fail + Sticker on rim fail...
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Old 25th August 2009   #19383
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It's more than just a name, my friend. Squoocher was the tag of my platoon commander in Nam (i'm a yank called Hank: Hank the Yank to my good ol' boys back in Missouri). In Vietnam we had a word for guys like you, Machineisbored, Stuttering Stus... they'd copped so much flak from Charlie they didn't know their tush from their tailpipe, and they'd repeat over 'n' over, i said, repeat darn near everything they said over 'n' over. It was a sorry ass sight... ...................But Squoocher Mulligans going to grow old never being able to press the tip of his left little finger into his baby daughter's face and feel the warmth of her soft smile. Think of that as you swallow that soft runny pie. I hope you choke.
I apologise, Nam brings back terrible terrible memories.

I need a picture to describe all this.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19384
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That's actually quite nice though a serious reader's wives faux pas...

I assume you're going to put some form of foot retention on it in order to keep your toes out of your nostrils?

Otherwise not bad work at all though ;)


P.S. - Slack chain fail + Sticker on rim fail...
point taken! i need to get some powergrips and sort the chain out.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19385
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Heh heh, do the stickers on the rim first, costs nothing and it'll tidy it up no end, it's a nice frame though and I love the bars!
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Old 25th August 2009   #19386
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Heh heh, do the stickers on the rim first, costs nothing and it'll tidy it up no end, it's a nice frame though and I love the bars!
will do. oh, whats this readers wives stuff? no "thanks to the world" posts?
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Old 25th August 2009   #19387
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Thou shal not post one's own bikes in Bike Porn!

However, if you are deemed worthy, and it's a rare occasion, your bike, presuming it's porn enough, can be posted by another forum member.

You can post your own bike in Names & Faces/Current Projects etc.

Ithankyou.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19388
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Don't be bitter Ed...
ahh it's just me, I only recently figure out the width of my sit bones, which sat at an unbelievable 130mm, that put more than half the saddle in the world out of the windows!
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Old 25th August 2009   #19389
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Thou shal not post one's own bikes in Bike Porn!

However, if you are deemed worthy, and it's a rare occasion, your bike, presuming it's porn enough, can be posted by another forum member.

You can post your own bike in Names & Faces/Current Projects etc.

Ithankyou.
thanks donut.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19390
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ahh it's just me, I only recently figure out the width of my sit bones, which sat at an unbelievable 130mm, that put more than half the saddle in the world out of the windows!
Fat Arse.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19391
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I need a picture to describe all this.
QuickVit, I'll wager you're too young to remember Vietnam. Nam was my college, son. It was where I learnt what i know. Sure, you've seen the movie, read the book, hell, maybe you even played the videogame But until you've been there QuickVit, until you've stared death in it's yellow face, you'll never know. A picture won't bring it all back for you in inglorious techni-colour, QuickVit, not like the blood-spirting yankee-doodle horrorshow scrolling like a neon Nintendo wargame 24-7 across the face of my brain. Sure, you've had the Falklands, Iraq, and, shit, i'll even give you Hastings, Belfast and F'ghanistan. But the momma freaking superior of battles was Vietnam. One time, and i don't mind admitting this... you do what you godda do in the heat of battle. One time i shat my pants. Straight out shat my pants. Now that's the worst thing a man can do in the jungle. In no time at all, a million stinkin' tsetse flies were buzzin' towards me. And let me tell you, to a man who's not seen a woman in months, to a man who's rifle has the only butt he's held in his hands in four freakin' months, the 1,000 calibre flirtation of a swarm of tsetse flies is better than his first Prom kiss and a Big Mac landin' on the freakin' moon on the 4th July. But i didn't dry hump them wrigglin' bastards, QuickVit, I tamed em and I trained those li'l fellas to play Hendrix and Stravinsky sweeter than apple pie on a tittie, and when Pappa Jackson bought it at the Tet offensive, my band of flies delivered the sweetest rendition of Livin' on a Prayer you ever damn heard. You'll never know the horror, QuickVit. The horror's all I'm left with.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19392
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Damn it, you wet your bed and screamed the air blue for your freakin momma aged 22 because of Charlie
Who told you about that?
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Old 25th August 2009   #19393
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Yes yes I heard you.

No I haven't been to war but I do have rambo 2 on the megadrive I'm sure it much the same thing......




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Old 25th August 2009   #19394
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Fat Arse.
Do you like Gladiator?
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Old 25th August 2009   #19395
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I realise these snow bikes are'nt popular with everyone, but they're porn worthy to me.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19396
T_M
This doesn't seem funny to me, what with the PTSD a large # of vets came home suffering from.

Not to mention tsetse flies live in Africa, not South East Asia.

Comedy = Tragedy + Distance and all, this just doesn't sit right with me.



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QuickVit, I'll wager you're too young to remember Vietnam. Nam was my college, son. It was where I learnt what i know. Sure, you've seen the movie, read the book, hell, maybe you even played the videogame But until you've been there QuickVit, until you've stared death in it's yellow face, you'll never know. A picture won't bring it all back for you in inglorious techni-colour, QuickVit, not like the blood-spirting yankee-doodle horrorshow scrolling like a neon Nintendo wargame 24-7 across the face of my brain. Sure, you've had the Falklands, Iraq, and, shit, i'll even give you Hastings, Belfast and F'ghanistan. But the momma freaking superior of battles was Vietnam. One time, and i don't mind admitting this... you do what you godda do in the heat of battle. One time i shat my pants. Straight out shat my pants. Now that's the worst thing a man can do in the jungle. In no time at all, a million stinkin' tsetse flies were buzzin' towards me. And let me tell you, to a man who's not seen a woman in months, to a man who's rifle has the only butt he's held in his hands in four freakin' months, the 1,000 calibre flirtation of a swarm of tsetse flies is better than his first Prom kiss and a Big Mac landin' on the freakin' moon on the 4th July. But i didn't dry hump them wrigglin' bastards, QuickVit, I tamed em and I trained those li'l fellas to play Hendrix and Stravinsky sweeter than apple pie on a tittie, and when Pappa Jackson bought it at the Tet offensive, my band of flies delivered the sweetest rendition of Livin' on a Prayer you ever damn heard. You'll never know the horror, QuickVit. The horror's all I'm left with.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19397
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Love these bad boys.


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Reminds me of Scott/Scot's.

Maybe more GILF than pure porn.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19398
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This doesn't seem funny to me, what with the PTSD a large # of vets came home suffering from.

Not to mention tsetse flies live in Africa, not South East Asia.

Comedy = Tragedy + Distance and all, this just doesn't sit right with me.
Entomologist eh, civilian? I can tell you've been in the wars, maybe not on the field of battle, but no doubt you've taken one too many bad taste jokes to the brain. I left my sense of humour back in saigon, on the desert floor, cabbage white butterflies the size of dinner plates swarmin' every which way, chewin' our faces off in the heat of the day with their teeth, water voles eatin us alive by the pale light of that massive planet, our nearest celestial neighbour, Pluto. Sometimes, civilian, laughter is the best medicine, civilian, but sometimes it can kill a man as sure as any Ak37, and i've seen a man laugh his head clean off during an Irish joke. Have you ever eaten apple custard, civilian? I'm not talking about a sweet pudding your mother makes but the brains of your enemy, fried up and served in a bun made of mud, with tsetse fly spray for sauce...it was the taste of death and the loss of our mental virginity.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19399
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Love these bad boys.


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Reminds me of Scott/Scot's.

Maybe more GILF than pure porn.
I thought that was lovely, perfectly functional, the only thing I would probably change is simply the handlebar to a nice moustache one.

althought I'd think an internal gear hubs and belt drive would top this bike.
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Old 25th August 2009   #19400
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I got a pair of them for free and they snapped
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