London Fixed-gear and Single-speed SJS Cycles

You wan arrospok? I has arrospok in bulk!!!!
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Cheep!!!
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Now Engrish distributa!!
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You buy!!
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ha

useless after a long ride in the wet though..........

fuck.

they are awesome, you actually bought those and you'll eat them won't you?

You're jealous aren't you? hahahah Now you know why there's a shortage of arrospoks.. that hippy cnut has them all mwuahahahahaahahaha!

(Yes, I had to buy them.. it was too funny! Yes, I will eat them, maybe.. I'd have to cook them and that requires boiling water and that requires filling.. you see? Effort man, effort!)

you gotta have pasta if you're a serious cyclist

and yes, I'm insanely jealous and want to "hit up" the nearest Waitrose as soon as possible

what sauce you hav wiv arrospoke pasta - mebbe you wan have some carbon arra

taxi for the big lad...

hahaha.. you has carbon arra spok??

Jessica Albaspoke?

I'll get me coat

Okay, okay, I don't know how to use Photoshop.. fsck off designers! ;)

strewth mate, this artifying has given me a ragin thirst...

its all about concept....

and delivery of said concept young master aidan!

you can write the most beautiful song in the world but if it's sung by a tone deaf twat then it's going to sound rubbish

they are both important.

Is this designer code speak or somfink?
Back atcha..
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New CodeArgumentReferenceExpression(Argument), _
CodeBinaryOperatorType.IdentityInequality, _
New CodePrimitiveExpression(Nothing))

i was trying to make hippy feel better about his poor attempt....

It's okay.. I normally use mspaint. Photoshop confuzzed me muchly.

truth!

wheels of carbon!

nice one tomasito: thinkin' outside the square

LPG: Either that's too subtle, or I've had too much sauce....Took ages to find it!

I'm off to get some kip.

you wan arrospoke particle?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVQ1zwoHcE

haha, that's awesome.
just need to make it a screensaver now ;-)

peter....did you make that?

yup was a bit bored yesterday waiting for something to render......

you really put your skills to good use:)

to be honest it prob took less time than some of the photoshoped efforts above.

can anyone tell me why youtube over compresses everything that you upload. That file was about 25MB and they have a limit of 100mb...so why all the compression?
It was renedered as an animation QT...so very little compression.

Animation codec with very little compression and NO key compression key framing (not to be confused with animation key framing) is about as good as it gets for the input stage.

Make sure you do the scaling of your render/edit to 320x240 - don't let Youtube do it as it uses a non-FIR crappy scaling algorithm (perhaps even a crude nearest neigbour scaler ?) and generally this is where a large part of the crappiness is introduced.

Or . . .

Forget youtube and host your movies at VIMEO [ http://www.vimeo.com/ ] open a (FREE!!) account - and upload high quality movies right up to Full HD (1920x1080) with stereo sound (youtube is mono) and much better compression (it supports H264 amongst other things) and takes in just about any format.

Compare these.

Type - Guinness Music Machine - into Youtube and have a look at the best quality you can find - now see how VIMEO handles it (link below) (the first play of a video on VIMEO is a bit choppy on my machine, but after it has played through once it will play smoothly everytime you hit the play button.


Vimeo - http://www.vimeo.com/389721

nice one fella....been looking for something like that...looks good! HD and all...!
I use H264 alot as well so thats cool. cheers

Accepted at all major bike shops.

ha

NIIICE !

skoota: you me we talk. u print i sell we make rich oursleves!

deal, need more green ink though, demand very high.

ha!

i like the dawn of man one.

WARNING WARNING!


Arrospok fails under heat stresses!


Be careful when you use with brakes on long descents!

bit more lighthearted on this side of the forum i see

i knew they were doggy!

well it is still taking the piss out of someone....

Dear Sir / Madam

I am writing this with regards to one of the forums you host, the London Singlespeed and Fixed Gear forum.

We have been monitoring this for a few months now as one of our products has been mentioned several times.

While we appreciate and understand that people have a right to voice their concerns and opinions of a brand or company, these posts have been personal, discriminatory against the Arrospok, and beyond reasonable criticism of a brand or company, let alone the harassment of a single type of wheel.

We have printed records of these forums which will be passed on as required.

At this stage we hope to reach an amicable solution to this which will not require further legal action.

Would it be possible for the moderators of this forum to contact us to discuss this.

Kind regards

Arron Spok
Direcor of Communications
Arrospok Ltd.

Haaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"let alone the harassment of a single type of wheel"
brilliant!

My Paint skills are weak, and there's no Photoshop at work.