On my way to meet folk for a ride I'm going up hill on a one-way 20 mph road, too narrow to have someone pass so I'm in primary. Of course, this charming BMW driver SL62 OSJ can't wait 5 seconds until the road widens 20m ahead, so cue revving the engine and a beep. I just keep going but then he rolls his window down "you fucking gay boy. Get off the road you faggot, I'll kill you" so of course I have to stop to take his photo. I ask if he's really giving out homophobic abuse, call him a wanker then get on with my ride. The rest of it was windy but good (except I forgot to restart strava when we stopped to put jackets on #firstworldproblems).