Wish I'd got the numberplate of the absolute fucktard behind the wheel of his AMG Mercedes that thought he could intimidate me by revving his engine as he sat inches off my rear wheel at 18-20mph.
The Meridian Dan wannabe nearly pulled his German Whip out on me up Mare street as he decided he didn't need to wait for me to pass the junction he was coming out of. He obviously didn't take too kindly to my head shake and death stare and proceeded to use the bus lane up Mare street and follow me right on my rear wheel while shouting out his car. I took the right lane to get onto Well Street and he decided to cut up other road users to stay with me. Managed to put a van between the two of us as the traffic was moving slowly, but that didn't last long as he bullied himself past that driver too. Fucks sake.
I looked around and could smell the stench of cunt rag coming from the drivers seat, he was that close. I decided to put the old driving skills to practice and I remember one of best way to deal with tailgaters is to slow down gradually. Did he not like that? The cunt only tried to force me off the road by attempting to overtake me as we were reaching stationary traffic. He had to emergency stop in the opposite carriageway with a bus coming at him.
I wish I'd stopped and d-locked him in the face, because he deserved it, but I decided to filter through the traffic and distance myself from the untameable beast.
Stay safe out there kids. There's cuntards in them cars.