I was only joking really.
Had to take my Cervelo to LBS to get the original Rotor cranks off the bike this weekend - could not get the second shimano cassette lock ring tool bolt off myself (what a stupid ssytem). Mechanic couldn't either, even after heating the cranks up a bit. Had kind of resigned myself to losing the cranks, but got the call today saying they had got them off okay. Relief. New cranks and P2M on and good to go.