Be patient young pizza apprentice. Bedwetting will commence soon.
Try hanging around the females on the list, Michael, and not-too-subtly suggesting that they've put on weight. See how you get on.
Betting that Katie has a mean right hook.
How does Michael suggesting I'm fat and me punching him increase his chances of going for pizza?
Also, I don't think I'd be very good at it. Thanks though, I think? Lots of backhanded compliements in this thread. cf
..Katie for sorting out the bill, it's like going out for dinner with your mum but only hotter.
Il Bacio, Stoke Newington, 14th December
Sorry I am out for this. Position 11 given to Laner.
I think telling the male forumers that they have put on weight would have worked better!
evening hours I assume, right?
From 7 i reckon
Quite possibly in.
You'll have to put yourself on the reserve list, then wait and see if 6 people ahead of you wet their beds before wednesday.
A wee Christmassy pizza joke from a cracker.
I ate enough pizza this weekend to last at least a few weeks (I couldn't wait!)
This is just round the corner from my yard. I shall be looking in the windows of Il Bacio with much suspicion on Weds.
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Hope they make it here on time...
hope they will, wont be celebrating my new bike show off without it!
Tanya I am disappoint!
Reservation increased to 24 people, tomorrow 7:30pm
**Il Bacio, Stoke Newington, 14th December
Still waiting for delivery of secret item though.....
I'm sooooo hungry
Clara you are allowed to eat in between these meals you know...
but I'm hungry for pizza!
That's allowed too. there's nothing in the rules about pre-gaming.
Don't want to spoil it though - hmmm maybe if I don't eat a Calzone tonight it wont feel like I'm cheating...
^Calzone isn't even pizza; it is an italian cornish pasty!
Prob out. FML.
Can someone please pose with a Calzone to their ear as if it were a phone. It will make my tears taste less bitter.
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