Pedestrian vs. cyclist

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  • yeah, noisy brakes are cool, but works better at higher speeds mainly

  • Still not working, is it..........

    It depends what you are looking for in a woman.

  • i had perfect revenge on a ped today

    he was walking through stationary cars and then jumps out in front of me - i had noticed him filtering and filled my lungs

    just as he walked out into my side of the road I screamed "oi!"

    he jumped backwards into the cars just as they started moving, he was not hit, but it scared the fucking crap out of him

    If there is a Station entrance/exit - bus stop / Concorde passing over then pedestrians are going to do something unpredictable . I was filtering through two lanes of traffic (Jamaica Rd) yesterday evening 'rush hour' near Bermondsey Tube Station and a woman on mobilephone walked out in front of me but I was moving slow enough to shout "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS ? EH ? and some muttered 'shit' . No one/nothing was hit.
    When there are loads of pedestrians about ride as if you were on the pavement .

  • Tried riding though Asda to get some milk earlier. Fucking jaywalking numpty cunts everywhere. Had to dismount at the dairy aisle as they were all gawping at the reduced section and I couldn't pass.

  • I took a short-cut, riding through a local church on Sunday morning. Fucking priest gave me a filthy look as I skidded past the altar. I shouted, "Jesus Christ, way to make a man feel persecuted," right into his sanctimonious face, and then deliberately crashed into his pulpit and said, "here endeth the road safety lesson, you stupid fucking holy ped twat."

    People seem to have lost all sense out there.

  • I took a short-cut, riding through a local church on Sunday morning. Fucking priest gave me a filthy look as I skidded past the altar. I shouted, "Jesus Christ, way to make a man feel persecuted," right into his sanctimonious face, and then deliberately crashed into his pulpit and said, "here endeth the road safety lesson, you stupid fucking holy ped twat."

    People seem to have lost all sense out there.

    What was the denomination of said building?

  • I had Catholic in mind, but being ignorant of most thing religious, I've probably described some kind of hybrid establishment. God's in the detail, eh :/

  • it's still better than a car-dominated city, like Lima in Peru.

    Oh, *that *Lima...

  • Running totals.

    Just making sure one religion is not being singled out more than any other.

    Who or what was the priest fucking? Prosecution is in the detail.

  • Who or what was the priest fucking?

    I could take a (secularly) educated guess...

  • The priest was fucking rad to the power of sick.

  • The priest was fucking rad to the power of sick.

    You seem to be as 'down with the kids' as I had thought that he was...

  • I once puked on the altar during midnight mass. (Catholic). It was about a foot away from a representation of the baby jeebus.

    I almost puked on gods cock. Now thats rad to the power of something.

  • midnight mass. (Catholic).

    Oh, that midnight mass...

  • Don't Satanists have some kind of midnight mass affair?

  • Don't know, should we infiltrate or just UTFG.

  • Oh, that midnight mass...

    I believe the orange ones have it aswell, although I am forbidden from speaking to them so can not confirm.

  • I believe the orange ones have it aswell, although I am forbidden from speaking to them so can not confirm.

    That would be an ecumenical matter...

  • I always shout "OI..!!!!" at the top of my lungs at crowds of peds.

    I've never hit one yet. But as Reeen points out, that's cos I'm too fucking slow.

    ETA: Mind you, screw the speed - I'll have momentum on my side, that day I do hit one at full pelt.

  • Badly toed-in brakes* = frightful noise - makes pedestrians do the funny dance

    The old bike that's just getting a lick of paint and some new 700C wheels is about to get fitted with the air-horn. That'll make the fuckers do the funny dance - ten feet in the air.

    Schweeeet... ;-)

  • BANG ON, DOOD..!!! He he he

    Seemed cheesy when I first got it. But I have to say... It gets results.

  • that's a penis pump right?

    I'm glad its working out for you.

  • that's a penis pump right?

    I'm glad its working out for you.

    The would give one curly cock.

  • The would give one curly cock.

    so i've heard..

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