How many beerz can be fitted into an Archies Ninja?

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  • I look awesome riding down the street in skating shoes and wearing my tatty but hard wearing Lee jeans, stripey grey and black Bench shirt and light grey unzipped Howie's hoody, to the beer shop on my fashionable fixie with riser bars and colouful grips and front tyre. I am basking in my fashionable cool casual hoody look, and I deserve to enjoy it, cos most of the day I look like a right geek, with lycra layers underneath and cycling jersey and baggy shorts. But I get to the shop and like, there's nothing to put the beer in. I'm all for saving the environment and reducing waste and all that so I decline the plastic bag, but that means carrying three beers in my pockets and one in my hand, which means riding one handed, which is fine but, I might need to ring my bell or pull my brake, depending which hand has the beer in. So is it worth trying to buy a ninja to put beer in? Or will it only fit 2 cans inside?

  • Or will it only fit 2 cans inside?

  • No not toucans, TWO CANS.

  • Or will it only fit 2 cans inside?

    Two can play at that game

  • sigh

    slurp

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  • focks sake man!

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  • In the ninja ive got. I have carried a mini-d, 3 cans, my windy jacket, multitool and a 15mm spanner... polo kit basically.

  • Does the actual post ask anything more than the question in the topic? I can't be assed to read it.

  • In the ninja ive got. I have carried a mini-d, 3 cans, my windy jacket, multitool and a 15mm spanner... polo kit basically.

    windy jacket? I have an overcast sock and my trousers are raining.

  • Does the actual post ask anything more than the question in the topic? I can't be assed to read it.

    Yeah...it covers the theory of relativity in some detail and also asks whether golden grahams are better than cinammon grahams.
    I'd read it if i were you!

  • also asks whether golden grahams are better than cinammon grahams.

    A bit like asking if it's more fun dislocating your right shoulder or your left shoulder.

  • how about a bandolier made specifically to hold beers
    like the old school westerns where the mexicans always had some kind of bullet belt over their shoulders
    imagine on of those specifially for carrying beers, witha big one you could probably get a nights worth on board perfect for critical mass / night rides

  • I had the same idea.
    Mine would have adjustable straps that would take full sized beer cans down to thinner energy-drinks as well.

  • Get yourself a hipflask!

  • Get yourself a hipsterflask!
    ?

  • would need to have bigs hips to carry 10 cans of stella in one

  • what about a crash helmet with can holders on either side and a couple of bendy straws? safety first!

  • Why not just use two camelbacks (well, one would be a camelfront) like the rest of the world?

  • how about a bandolier made specifically to hold beers
    like the old school westerns where the mexicans always had some kind of bullet belt over their shoulders
    imagine on of those specifially for carrying beers, witha big one you could probably get a nights worth on board perfect for critical mass / night rides

    You mean you've not seen them?

  • You mean you've not seen them?

    Obviously not.
    Link?

  • Or one of these: thebeerbelly.com/


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How many beerz can be fitted into an Archies Ninja?

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