What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

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  • that bird on the rights nice.

    Glasses aint gonna fix that left eye. His optometrist should refer him to a doctor.

  • Hipster trap.....

  • hey mary chain, where's jesus?

  • hey mary chain, where's jesus?

    Retired. Hence the shortened version.

  • Glasses aint gonna fix that left eye. His optometrist should refer him to a doctor.

    consulting my hipsterpedia, I surmise there are no lenses in those frames anyway.

    btw - talk about consistency. In bike, a love for weird and trendy frames. In glasses..

  • i cant figure it oWT! what does it mean?!?! GAH!

    To be quite fucking honest, I would assume? ;)

  • consulting my hipsterpedia, I surmise there are no lenses in those frames anyway.

    btw - talk about consistency. In bike, a love for weird and trendy frames. In glasses..

    Correct. Having lenses that are fake is ironic, but having no lenses at all is making an ironic comment about the initial irony.

    That semi-smirk most be worn at all times with those frames on.

  • hipsters are essentially phonies; bogus, intellectually bankrupt whores.

    hipsters are pj but having fun.

  • Correct. Having lenses that are fake is ironic, but having no lenses at all is making an ironic comment about the initial irony.

    That semi-smirk most be worn at all times with those frames on.

    there is much i could learn from you.

  • We need a King and Queen of the Hipsters poll...

  • Pearly king and queen?

  • King and Queen pearled-up hoodies for the winners...

  • Actually, that's not a bad idea... Possibly... I may've had too much wine...

  • A Bathing Cockney

    I likes ;)

  • Yep the 'is-it-or-isn't-it**' mustache is pretty Hipsterâ„¢

  • Not to mention the chanel wifebeater.

    Those guys are so hipster they've not just moved to brick lane, they've moved to brick lane. I'd love to see them there in winter.

  • Yep the 'is-it-or-isn't-it**' mustache is pretty Hipsterâ„¢

    in my day it was just called bumfluff

    your dad or teachers would take the piss and say things like "go stand outside and let the wind blow it off" or "get the cat to lick it off" and the girls giggled whilst the stricken pubescent boy cringed with embarrassment.

    except in my case, I was "lucky" enough to grow a full beard when I was 15, enabling me to buy booze in any pub and offie. I imagine that situation is similar with todays yoot.

  • That might just be a stain from whatever hipster concoction is in that cat he's holding.

  • cat?!

    i once heard a song that described that kind of 'tache as 'dirtlip', which i think is really funny. womb-broom is another favourite.

  • I wake up every morning and pray that i am hip enough to be a hipster ???? : )

    • i now have a pink arowspok on the back
  • Big D and the Kids Table (Boston ska-punk band) did a whole song about it!

    shave it off! well i see too many of them walking
    around dirt on their face no hair to be found well
    they walk in malls and they walk in packs dirt on
    their lip and we can't have that, smoke look
    rough, look bad, look mean this media-tough kid
    only about 13 where the hell is mom, where the
    hell is pop get a razor blade this has gotta stop
    (dirt lip shave it off dirt lip it's gotta stop
    dirt lip just wait five years it's not a mustache,
    it's not a beard) when i was a headbanger i got
    [SIZE=2][ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/utk ][/SIZE]
    beat up five dirt lips yeah that was enough well i
    guess by now my mind's gone wack my friends say
    man you just gotta relax, soap helps dirt helps
    you keep clean to end dirt lips is now my dream if
    you see one walk by well just give 'em a smack
    i'll shave their lips and i'll shave their back
    [ chorus ] well i always wonder if they see it at
    all if they comb or groom it or just think it's
    bald, cause the hair on your lip is like the hair
    on my arm it's like the hair on a mole, so don't
    act so alarmed dirt lips taken all size and shape
    they can start at 9 and cover any age burn it,
    bleach it, nair it or just masking tape, just get
    rid of it all it's not too late *[ chorus ]
    *

  • oh god, that's it. a blast from the past indeed.

  • agreeeed.

    see them everywhere, wondering what's next
    and i think it's kind of fun seein' them walk around downtown
    and they got the new band records
    and they want everyone to check 'em

    want everyone to see that they did it first
    want everyone to know
    want everyone to care
    but it's fun when we don't care, so i tell them like this

    oh no, oh no, here we go again
    it's the life of the perfect scenester

    and now they listen to emotional music
    when they used to like punk rock
    or maybe now they like junk rock
    and swore they never liked punk
    and they always talk about shows
    but i never see 'em
    and when i do they're just bummin'
    still haven't figured out that

    and we just can't wait for what they got next

    and they do it for the girls
    yes they do it for the girls
    but it's all the wrong girls in control of them
    don't worry about anyone else
    the best people are themselves
    and we don't think you know yourself

    more fitting though.

  • can. What can i say, i like cats.

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What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

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